OK. I like gone.
I like a dot.
I might get the occational post in over the next few weeks... we'll see...
Braaaains... BRAAAIIINNNSSSS... heh...
I like a dot.
I wonder if The US taking such a stand against the Saudis is gonna have some nasty implications...
Huge Movie Quiz... It definitly isn't lying with its title...
Condi is gonna testify
that any syndrome that goes by the name Exploding head Syndrome would be fatal...
Apparently that Star wars project Mr bush dreamed up is no longer going to be enough.
I'm telling people to go check out an article written by Billmon.
When you run on a religeous card, yet your most religeous policies involve 'Keeping faggots from marrying' you're bound to get called up on it.
Nothing is scarier that a god damned huntsman dropping in on you while you're in the shower...
It was a simple question that aided Reagan to defeat Carter. Go take a look at the numbers...
For most Americans in 2004, the simple answer to Ronald Reagan's simple question is “No.” For George W. Bush, it’s not just the numbers that tell the tale; millions of Americans live the harsh reality those numbers describe every day. And like his father and Jimmy Carter before him, George W. Bush will pay the price and find that he, too, is out of a job.
poor whale... it go Boom
ok. I'm gonna try putting on my 'Food critic extrodinaire' hat for a post.
I'm sure thats what he's hoping for after making a flick like This.
"I believe god is a 13 story wizard, who lives in a mountain... And makes me lose at everything" - Maria Bamford
Can somebody get me one of These?
Am I in? I got this whole access to the precious blog thing sent to me ages ago and this would be the first time I've tried it out. Seeings as it's my first effort- I don't see that it has to be very good. Thinking about it that statement seems to be a bit backwards but hey it's friday. Friday damn it! I don't want to be at work on Friday. Who has to actually work on Friday?? It's so lucky I have my punnet of raspberries and the internet to keep me company till lunch.
a Trunk Monkey is, but their advertising has worked on me.
Look Australia really is exciting...
When a male finds a female, he bites into her side, never letting go. "He drinks her blood, in return for giving her sperm," Dr Norman said. The flesh of the two fish eventually fuses "and they remain connected, permanently. It's sexual vampirism, with a bit of dwarfism thrown in. They have found females with up to six males attached."tee hee hee, that one is a slut...
OK. picture this.
The concept of challenging usability...
The Board Game
waaah, why don't I keep a copy of my blogroll somewhere else...
It lets you understand such cute little stories like This
Go and read this Here. I couldn't have put this better myself.
Ok, some of you, (ok all of you) haven't yet heard about my upcoming vacation... woo, vacation
To crush your enemies! To have them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women...
According to this Snopes article, the Madrid bombing occured exactly 911 days after 9/11...
Not cause you pushed that little x in the top right hand corner or anything...
Who may or may not want to get their geek on...
apparently, around the world, trees have started to expel Carbon... now that is definitly an oh-no
Israel go 'spode some guy in a wheelchair... ohhh, big guys. Well done fellas, a wheel chair.
My Nation is a barren, inhospitable landscape...
About the mother who saw her daughter after 6 years and said 'That my daughter' and they got a DNA test and it *was* her daughter and they lived happily ever after...
What the hell would be going through the head of an 8 year old who thinks Shooting and Stabbing the classmate for teasing them is a good idea.
This is gonna bring the nutbags out from that little cupboard under the stairs that they so frequently frequent.
I hope they use This technology when they start implanting phones in people...
Poland are threatening to leave the Coalition.
DAYTON, Tennessee (AP) -- The county that was the site of the Scopes "Monkey Trial" over the teaching of evolution is asking lawmakers to amend state law so the county can charge homosexuals with crimes against nature.I spose when consider that they hold an annual festival commemorating the 1925 trial at which John T. Scopes was convicted of teaching evolution, that it doesn't surprise me that they are a little backwards with the times, a little conservative if you will...
The Rhea County commissioners approved the request 8-0 Tuesday.
and sending a letter to every Senator asknig for their favorite jokes.
Expectially when the question asked was an allegation of fondling young boys...
Outsource it to Sweden.
President Bush has forbidden the use of federal funds to manipulate or create human embryos for research and limited scientific research to a few existing batches of cells taken from fertility clinic leftovers....and yet...
The Pentagon has granted $240,000 to a Swedish team for embryonic stem-cell research...tee hee...
CAIRO (Reuters) - A group claiming to have links with al Qaeda said on Wednesday it was calling a truce in its Spanish operations to see if the new Madrid government would withdraw its troops from Iraq, a pan-Arab newspaper said....snip...
The statement said it supported President Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."Now that is a slogan Bush should run with.
You really should be...
The parallel with late imperial Germany is striking. Under Kaiser Wilhelm I and his prime minister, Otto von Bismark, the Hohenzollerns went from strength to strength -- unifying the Reich, decisively defeating their ancient enemy, France, enjoying an industrial boom that made Germany the largest economy in Europe. Bismark's diplomatic skills promoted German influence while avoiding (after 1870) war.This is a big read, but definitly well worth it.
Wilhelm II, however, was a different sort of emperor -- insecure and arrogant, inept as a strategist but intolerant of criticism or dissent. He quickly rid himself of Bismark, and embarked on a program of military expansion and aggressive, if erratic, diplomatic bluster. Germany, he proclaimed, must have its place in the sun.
Man. I'm not gonna get anything done...
The Rogue Nation of Xade is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning walking bird population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.Apparently my peace loving Rouge Nation is into Arms Manufacturing... I'll have to see if I can crush that...
The large government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24%. A very small private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing.
Crime is relatively low. Xade's national animal is the walking bird and its currency is the ka-blingie.
The Bush Administration is being investigated for producing “ready made” television news packages in which actors were paid to pose as journalists, it emerged today....snip...
But Federal investigators have launched an investigation into whether the adverts were “propaganda”, amid allegations that they were an attempt to “manipulate the press”....snip...
Bill Kovach, chairman of the Committee of Concerned Journalists, told the newspaper that the Government-made “news” items were “the next thing to fraud”.If they don't get screwed on this issue, I don't think they will ever get screwed. Seriously, manipulating the media in such a direct manner... sounds kinda...illegal.
“It’s running a paid advertisement in the heart of a news program,” he said.
It kinda makes this story sound like an innocent little story about a guy who got a little bit cranky, you know? a little bit cross.
It's funny funny stuff. Go have a look-see
Mark is also lame 'cause he's anti-American 'cause he hasn't supported having a free-trade deal with America yet. Being anti-American is totally un-Australian, 'cause un-Australian people suck and if you don't like America then you don't like Australia, so you suck. That's what George says, and he'd know, 'cause he owns the country. America, that is, not Australia. Not yet, anyway, but we're working on it. America is such a cool place, 'cause like, in Australia people follow me round with cameras and stuff and some people are mean to me 'cause they don't like things I've done, but when I'm in America, everyone just treats me like a regular person. They all act like they don't know me from a bar of soap, which is heaps nice of them. They know better than to take pictures of me or annoy me when I'm jogging, 'cause Americans are used to being around celebrities. Though some of them take it a bit far by saying, "Australia? Where's that?" Anyway, this free trade deal will mean more American TV, more American movies, and more American products, so we can all become more American! And when people are more American, they'll be less un-Australian.
I love web-quizzes. Personally I don't care much for others results, hence me not posting any of mine.
Time for a little group participation, you know, the part of the show where no-one ends up leaving a comment and then I slink off into a dark corner and sob uncontrolable cause nobody like me...
apparently, France almost caught Bin Laden.
for This little incident.
So I'm just gonna link directly to Billmon
Diebold are SCUM
Planes land on the back of trucks...
Cause today is
That me shaving my hair would be worth over $1,000 to the people in my office. It was a good cause. I'm glad to have been a part of it.
Mother fucking cunt pussy lick tit fuck bitch face.
I don't know why but of late I have really been getting sucked in by these stupid 'Crime' shows... Which is why I'm so impressed with this little web site.
A dead drug dealer is discovered in a parking ramp by a hardened cleaning crew. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on the too-obvious lover of the person, but after a wrongfully accused prisoner is freed, they arrest a misguided gang member. McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must let Kincaid prosecute to win. The old DA calls a press conference and says "That's the way the ball rolls." William Shatner guest stars.How can you lose?
I don't understand people.
Ever though it is called BearAttack.mpg...
Ha! I have proven the mystery. Without a doubtwas part of an email I just recieved... heh heh heh... that Benny Hinn guy, What a joker.
there is a GOD!! All that watching evangelical con artists last night must
have been sending the right messages upstairs brother! **A WOMAN WITH NOSE
CANCER FROM SIBERIA WAS JUST CURED** **PRAISE THE LORD**
Ted Jesus Christ GOD.
Chapter 7But my personal favorite: Chapter 6: 32 The Spiritual LightSide are into saying 'Oh God' during Intimacy and Sex and Love Making and especially during orgasms. The Spiritual LightSide believe in giving God credit for these good feelings!
1 The Spiritual LightSide are into having sex in the bath tub.
2 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in the spa.
3 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in the pool.
4 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in public places.
5 The Spiritual LightSide do NOT like to go to public spas for sex.
there's gotta be some funky mojo going on in the waters to create something like This.
I'm sure Bush would be able to drum up enough false hysteria to Invade Canada.
Why the hell don't we have TiVo? I've heard so many good things about it.
Tomorrow, Friday the 12th, (Just to clarify that cause I don't think that tomorrow is the 12th over there in the states...) is Shave for a cure day.
I hate being sick, 'specially where it keeps me from my precious internet.
Man I wish I was rich enough to be offered one of These.
This is trickier than it looks.
It's Jebus. and he's in a cloud...
Dr. Catherine Hamlin has been helping women with in Ethiopia with this for 50 years now, 50 years, thats such a long time. Sadly enough, she will be stepping aside soon, but I think she will be remembered and loved for many years to come.
“To meet only one of these mothers is to be profoundly moved. Mourning the stillbirth of their only baby, incontinent of urine, ashamed of their offensiveness, often spurned by their husbands, homeless, unemployable except in the fields, they endure, they exist, without friends, without hope. They bear their sorrows in silent shame. Their miseries, untreated, are utterly lonely and lifelong.”If you have anything to spare This is an excellent cause.
Drs. Reginald and Catherine Hamlin, 1974
David Kay, the man who led the CIA's postwar effort to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, has called on the Bush administration to "come clean with the American people" and admit it was wrong about the existence of the weapons.Well, can I have a show of hand as to how many people believe that ShrubCo will do this?
In an interview with the Guardian, Mr Kay said the administration's reluctance to make that admission was delaying essential reforms of US intelligence agencies, and further undermining its credibility at home and abroad.
Well, according to This article, as long as I don't get Heart Disease, or cancer, I can be as crazy as I want...
Man if these guys have actually pulled off nuclear fusion... the effects will be enormous, just think. Cheap, renewable power.
Although no one has tried repeating the latest work, Lee Riedinger, deputy director for science and technology at Oak Ridge, says that, it went through an "extraordinary level of review" before being accepted for publication by Physical Review E.The fact that it actually got published means that the proof has to be there, sorta like the boy crying wolf, but instead of letting the little kid get eaten by the wolf, they instead got him to point it out.
: Wednesday, March 03, 2004 ::This would be a very sad day. Salam is a true hero.
salam i was trying to call your phones all the day long, i hope u didnt die in the karbala explosions
I'm coming back to baghdad next week
:: raed 1:05 AM [+] ::
Any game with the title Demon Balls is a winner in my books...
"One day my wife and I were on a three day cocaine binge..." - Narrator guy
Well, I got 14
I got a new kitten the other day. He is so cute. He is a little ginger number that goes by the name of 'Hey Jupiter'. The lazy bugger sleeps at least 18-20 hours in a day. He is way too cute.
Hey This place is really close to my house... (On a world scale anyways...)
I am now able to perceive magnetic fields in ways not naturally possible. The sensation is different than holding a magnet, as the neurons are stimulated with a higher resolution. With the implant I can detect subtle changes in polarity and strength that I cannot when equipped with a magnet in the conventional manner. Yet the most significant observations have come from another property of implants, their relative permanence to exogenous artifacts. Being able to perceive magnetic fields has expanded my conscious perception of magnetic fields ‘in the wild’.If it weren't for those pesky pictures at the top, I would definitly want to do This.
...To be riding a bike that has antlers attached to the handle bars and assorted doll limbs attached to the rest of it? Yeah, thats what I though. But I wasn't gonna tell him.
I can't believe that there was ever and era where you could squeeze This much inuendo into a kids show.
I saw this This last year... I'm still trying to figure out if it is satire or not.
My god, if I had to listen to Bruce Springsteen 24 hours a day I would gouge my eyes out with my torn of ear lobes. Seriously, how could this not constitute as Cruel and Unusual? Can you say the words 'Sleep deprivation'. Why didn't you just put them in a tank of water so they had to keep there head above and not sleep? at least then they wouldn't have had the stifling heat to deal with.
"The capture of the al-Qaida leader was made some time ago, but Bush is intending to announce it at the time of the American presidential election," the report claimed.I wonder if this will prove to be true. I mean it will be way to convienent if Bush pulls out Osama in the American Summer time.