Remember that story...

About the mother who saw her daughter after 6 years and said 'That my daughter' and they got a DNA test and it *was* her daughter and they lived happily ever after...

Well apparently it was a lot more sortid that my above comment made it out to be.

Go have a read...

So many twists, crossed stories, lies, affairs, AWOL pilots... no wait, I'm thinking 'bout Bush *Ba-dum*.