A Giant Wooden Penis...

Hey This place is really close to my house... (On a world scale anyways...)

Who would have thought our laws were so draconian. I kinda makes me want to get one of those Stone Lion gargoyle thingies and attached a huge paper-mache penis to it, well that or some paper-mache boobies...

I could only imagine the amount of 'Woody' Joke these guys have heared recently.