Ok, I said I would never start doing the quote thing... however, I'm starting this week off with a quote.

"I believe god is a 13 story wizard, who lives in a mountain... And makes me lose at everything" - Maria Bamford

Update: Lets make that two quotes.

"In closing, my current political stance is Anti-Bad and Pro-Good and so far, Bush seems to be all to the bad. I'm voting for the party with the least former oil barons." - Maria Bamford