Vampirism, group sex and stockpiles of deadly weapons have been uncovered by a joint investigation between Australia and New Zealand

Look Australia really is exciting...

How much does the bloody Humpback Angler Fish wanna look like a god damn ghoulie (well not the one on the cover... one of the other ones... in part two... or maybe I'm thinking about that other movie... you know, the one with the gate... what's that called again... oh yeah, The Gate. I definitly seen one too many bad horror movies from the 80's...)

Moving right along... I am never ever ever ever swimming in the ocean again. Ever. I don't care if the *are* at the bottom and would prolly 'splode from the pressure (or lack of) if they cause my scent and went for me.

When a male finds a female, he bites into her side, never letting go. "He drinks her blood, in return for giving her sperm," Dr Norman said. The flesh of the two fish eventually fuses "and they remain connected, permanently. It's sexual vampirism, with a bit of dwarfism thrown in. They have found females with up to six males attached."

tee hee hee, that one is a slut...