I know that my birthday isn't for another six months but...

Can somebody get me one of These?

I saw one of these things in action in that movie... Aliens... and I swear, if I get my hands on one of these things, I would walk around telling *everyone* to 'Stay away from her you bitch'

Trang, you live in Japan, can you get me one? Have you even visited this site? If I don't get a comment I'm gonna be soooooo cranky...