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Braaaains... BRAAAIIINNNSSSS... heh...

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

It's been fun.

But let's face it. I haven't been in this relationship for a while now.

It's not you baby, it's me.

Oh no baby, don't be like that, I'm sure you meet someone else, they'll make you laugh, point you to games, talk about Neurocam...

ok, I'm heading off. I'll prolly be back some day.

Catchya round.

Bygons.

Monday, September 26, 2005

With a lack of any real content...

Let's do one of those posts where we look at peoples query strings...

First off. "Gothador Cheats". hmmm, good luck mate. Try the BoW. Ha! (man, I really zinged him like a nerd.)

- "Winx club sluts": :( but... they're the Winx. something the Winx they are the WINX! You can't go looking up that sort of stuff on the internet! Though I'm sure fanfiction is a terrible terrible thing...

- "want to fuck 8 year olds": um... man, I hope you go to jail soon...

- "Limors kooyong road": tee hee hee, I love this post. Or is that both of those posts. Best restraunt reviews ever. :D

and finally...
- "fucking little girls": man... I think I need to get a new blog, I'm attracting creeps and fucktards. Or I should track their IP's or something... hhmmmm...

Where is lawrence anyways...

Friday, September 23, 2005

Good luck mate.

Rita, the cat 5 hurricane, headed for Houston.

All stations are out of gas and I only have half a tank. That won’t get me anywhere.

I can’t evacuate.

I’ll be posting on here (weblog) several times a day, for as long as I can, until the power goes out. I’ll have videos and audio files for ya’ll!

http://blog.stevecronin.com

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Can someone please...

Write and animated sitcom about a wise cracking taxi driver who is also Jesus.

And can it star that delightful Tony Danza?

yeah, that'll sell...

And if you can't do that, at least do this. Let me know if you pass level 7

Monday, September 19, 2005

Kinda reminds me of a story...

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
MORNING.

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND
SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY."

I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
REMEMBER.

MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT
FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.

AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,
BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.

I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND
SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
LET'S GO!"

WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.

WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO
THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE
DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"

I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS,
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME
OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND
DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

AND I JUST SAT THERE...

ON THE COUCH...

NAKED.

Hey Trang!

Happy birthday Bro.

You're ooooold now.

Friday, September 16, 2005

I'm sure I've blogged about...

The Onion getting it right before.

And I remember when this article came out.

Laughed so damn hard.

And the so called it

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Ever wondered...

If you were to dig a whole from your backyard all the way through the Earth, where it would come out?

Wonder no more!

Man. My backyard sucks. Stupid Ocean.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

When was the last time I posted some...

Flash games?

It's been a while hey.

he's a couple. Kinda fun, just don't have a chance to look for them anymore. Stupid busy...

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- 930. Fun. He's a persistant little bastard though. Now, because there's no instructions, here goes. Chose the first option. Now, don't let him catch your mouse. Anyone wanna tell me what happens at 1000?


- 10534. An interesting spin on the original pingu. Try to wack the giant skeleton with the arm near the lava... he's a good 'splodin' :D


Suprisingly fun and addictive. Gets a little tricky though...


Fighting games with combos are fun... ;)


Oh my god, I can't believe someone actually found a practical use for geometry.


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Enjoy.

Monday, September 05, 2005

...

“I’m sick of the press conferences, for Gods sakes, shut up and send us somebody.”
-Aaron Broussard, President, Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, September 4th, 2005

Friday, September 02, 2005

A quick update for those in the know...

The Game of God is back.!

Woo

And Rast has developed a new game. Battle Mines.

It's pertty slow, like a 5 minutes every 6 hours type game, but damn fun. Plus, we need to get a few more players in there and I *used* to get droves going to the links I pointed to...

drooooovvvveeessssss.

Surely I can at least get a drove...

Spot the differences.

I've been pointed in the direction of these two articles.

Spot the difference