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Braaaains... BRAAAIIINNNSSSS... heh...

Friday, April 29, 2005

Man... I'm getting slow in my old age...

But anyway, Guess the google.

The most addictive game I've played all day.

268 is my best so far. But I blame that on my inability to spell the word "Pollution" under pressure.

So. Why do I have the feeling that Neville will soon be out...

Possible due to incompetence.

Unless AllStaff@ qualifies as middle-management...

*raise eyebrows*

And why does this A. Verey. character sound familiar...

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Rub 'em here!

Rub 'em There!
Rub 'em EVERYWHERE!

Ages 3 and Up.

These are just wrong and terribly prophetic...

Hey, I finally got around...

To updating my blogroll over there with some of my daily Cam reads.

So if you made the list, keep up the good work. Don't flake out on me now... ;)

And I finally got around to taking Quilly and CCR off the list.

*sniff*

Those alcoholic, deviates. I miss those guys.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Nothin' but skinny milk.

And Rev.

Seriously. You would think by now that they will have realised.

You start the day with 2 cartons of regular milk. 2 cartons of Skinny millk and 2 cartons of Rev.

You get to lunch time and you have 1.5 cartons of Rev. 1 carton of skinny milk and no cartons of regular milk.

Day in, day out.

It makes no sense. damnit. where is their sense of supply and demand? A happy worker is a busy worker and all that.

OK. Don't mind me peoples, I'm a cranky busy worker with no real milk and a deep desire to sleep.

Maybe I need to draft a memo or something...

If I was going on survivor...

I know what my Luxury item would be...

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

And cause you can't go wrong with...

splating kittens.

Ok, we you can go wrong, but kittens are kind of like zombies. You can't have a bad game that has them in it.

Now, if someone were to jump on this phenomenon and combine the two...

The negotiator...

This bum "talked" me out of $20 bucks.

I'm gunna try again, but this time, I'm looking for the "Grab the lead pipe" option...

Have you ever wished...

That you had complete control over the traffic lights in your town?

like all of them?

Have a shot.

If you ask me though, the guys going East to West should just get over themselves and accept that there was a pile up and that they ain't going anywhere... It would make my job a bunch easier...

Monday, April 25, 2005

I am a failure as a Game-provider...

and a lover...

But hey, shall I make amends on at least one of them?

*lowers lights*

*I've heard people say that
Too much of anything is not good for you, baby
Oh no*

Ok, so now that the mood is being set...

*But I don't know about that
There's many times that we've loved
We've shared love and made love*

We'll start it off slowly. Balls and walls. A hell of a lot more fun with two people...

*It doesn't seem to me like it's enough
There's just not enough of it*

Now for an inapropriate comment about wetness, or at least, WildSnake™ Pinball: Soccer Stars Online. That's right, WildSnake. Uh-huh.

*There's just not enough
Oh oh, babe*

And finish it off with Whatever the hell this game is. This one is fun baby. oh, yeah.

*My darling, I.
Can't get eno...*

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Jo... I trust you have seen...

This...

Does it put anything in a different light? ie. the pool?

(heh heh... I quite like being overly cryptic for no reason concidering I could just, you know, email. Or ring. or wait 5 hours and ask in person... :D)

What with all that focus on Billy Pope Thorton...

We need more focus on the other news and events going on it the world.

For example.

Bennifer II: The revenge of Bennifer.

I can't believe he hooked up with another Jennifer. Sure sure, a rose by any other name still can't stay blah blah and all that, but c'mon, the joke will live *forever* in imfamy now...

And look. Civil war re-enactor can totally kick the arse of Star Trek fans. Though to be fair, the battle was a little one-sided... I reckon though, if a joke was made about light-sabre/chewwy/Mark Hamill, then those ignorant fiends would have been taken down.

And forget Real dolls. This is the creepy inanimate robot sex the kids of today have to be getting in to...

While I know it isn't Loki's fault.

Nor is it the fault of his Dead Marshes Uruk-Hai

But I'm blaming him for someone finding my site by googling "Uruk-Hai sex"

Man, they make porn for *everybody* these days...

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A little linky loving...

Thanks to Scott, I now know...



Your Linguistic Profile:



45% General American English

35% Yankee

20% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern




And thanks to Solly, I know that the Thankfully not Pope thinks that the anti-christ walks amoung us and that "the Antichrist espoused vegetarianism, pacifism, environmentalism and animal rights."

Well, I'm hoeing into some chicken as we speak, so I guess I avoid suspision...

Fruitcake.

Monday, April 18, 2005

So I looked into it for 5 minutes and...

Unconchis. Or at least the disappearance of is looking a little thin at the moment...

Can''t say I have proof on the matter. A little bit of here-say and presumption perhaps but hey, are the best conspiracy theories based on crap?

Anyways. Check the address on the "circle".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v715/Conchis/circle.jpg

Now, check through Unconchis's archives. Particularly the October archives.

And yes.

You can still find them.

Notice where the Note is stored?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v715/Conchis/note1.gif

My eyebrows are raised.

Games for the people.

Yetisport 8. The hardest of All the Yeti sports. Even that stupid second one...

And Seraph is just too hard for school.

Cause that's a *real* saying. Too hard for school.

Eh, there isn't much out there this week. Lousy people making games that are crap!

eh, least I got 435 in the Yeti game...

eh. eh indeed.

So... who else got one of these

Dear Operative Xade

Following a detailed assessment of your previously submitted assignment
reports and your conduct and performance during Neurocam Assignment NTC
– 5781/01 it has been determined that Neurocam International is not
currently prepared to offer you the opportunity for career advancement.

Neurocam International does, however, believe that you are still
capable of making a valuable contribution to the organization and
wishes to retain your services in the position of “entry-level field
operative”.

Neurocam International appreciates your contributions thus far and
hereby assures you that you will be informed of all future career
advancement opportunities as they arise.

Regards,

Bridget Fischer
Chief Executive Officer
Neurocam International
But man oh man, there has been a lot happening. There has been promotions, firings, intrigue. I'm gunna be reading all day just to catch up on where everyone is... unless someone wants to post a handy dandy all in one Neurocam pill for me to swallow... Teigan, I'm lookin' at you if you haven't already. :D

Oh, and Maxwell has stepped down... As Neo would say. Woah.

Friday, April 15, 2005

WOO! Go Colony!!

Excellent! You have solved the challenge and earned 10 pts for team Les Saints de la Mer. Look for a new challenge tomorrow.
Join the colony.

Oh, and if anyone want's to see if we can solve it twice, try IZUNA DROP.

Ok, whoever just signed up, nice job

Welcome to the cause. It's a pleasure to have you here. :D

Don't forget people. 10498010.

Pass that number round. Sign up your friend, their families, their kids, their dogs, their dogs groomer, their dogs groomers wife, the guy that their dogs groomers wife is having an affair with. His wife, her kids, her kids friend "Betty", Betty's illigitimate miniture twin sister "Bitty", Bitty's "real" dad, his real wife, the original owners of her "real" breasts, his development team (including the delivery guys), but not the Bill, he kinda smells funny, what with all that delivering he's been doing. Bill's dealer is fine though, so if his dealers girl, her special lady friend, all of the people from her special lady friends judo team, their friends, their families, their kids, their dogs, their dogs groomers...

Heck, sign them up even if they ain't gunna play. The more the merrier :D

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Terrain 2.

ok, I was gunna post This fun little ditty yesterday, but I wanted to get past the bloody trawler thingy first...

Still not having any luck... how about you?

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

I think if I was a Libran,

I would be a little better at this

But those damn birds are driving me nuts...

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

So, who likes their game un-PC?

If you don't, you shouldn't click on the following link...

If you do, GTA - Urban Djihad.

Though I'm sure it has no affiliation with the *real* GTA...

So, is this the end of a legacy...

The man on the outside, or was that the inside...
Dear Operative Quilly/Ice

It is with much regret that I write to inform you that Neurocam is no
longer in need of your services.

Neurocam appreciates the time and energy that you have expended on its
behalf, but at this point in time it has been deemed necessary to let
you go. Further correspondence will not be entered into.

Best of luck in your future endeavours.

Yours sincerely,

Bridget Fischer
Chief Executive Officer
Neurocam International
I just wish the "cockblocking" post was still on-line... makes me smile every time I read it...

Monday, April 11, 2005

Why are you still here?

The queen needs a new pair of shoes

The peasants aren't paying their taxes.

Go forth and beat the gold out of them.

Then I’ll crush all opposition to me,

And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I’ll say that he’s gay.

Look, Hitachi is advertising with one of those campy ‘70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

This on e is a bit of fun.

Rouge Cupid.

It's like a cross between Cupid and hitman. But nowhere near as cool...

52862!

Now, who doesn't like a game where you Jump cars.

I got so many multipliers in a row... I'm damn happy with this score. :D

So, how did the Scooby gang miss this...

NEWSFLASH!

SHELLY WINS TRAVELLING FELLOWSHIP!

Shelly has won the prestigious 2005 Keith and Elisabeth Murdoch Travelling Fellowship!

The $25,000 prize will be awarded to Shelly at the VCA Gallery, Dodds Street, Southbank on Thurs 7 April 2005 at 6PM.
I'm sure you can all guess which Shelly I'm talking about...

Friday, April 08, 2005

This Colony game is looking kinda fun...

Go and Play

(Type play into the little box...)

Then come join my Colony.

The password is: 10498010

We need to get 5 members to "take the next step"

So... It sounds like fun. Who's up for the challenge?

Does everyone remember that game...

You know, the one with the character that was coined so lovingly as the Stop bitch?

That most excellent take on Pingu?

Well Here is another take on it, not the greatest, but it does have shooting a kitten out of a cannon, and how could there be any losers in that scenario?

anyways, I got 947

Wanna join the colony?

Go "Play".

I you want a friend, come join Les Saints de la Mer...

(When the site comes back up...)

I don't know why...

But Gilly playing for the Red sox sounds like a great idea...

Tricks of the trade.

This certainly is a nifty site...

I'm gunna have to remember the salt one...

Thursday, April 07, 2005

And...

This cute little guy is a bit of fun...

Just watch out for the booby traps...

*snort* I said booby...

Any game that uses the phrase

No high score for you

Looks like a couple of albino baby vampire freaks were too much for you.

Pansy...
Is alright in my books...

And ooooh, They're so cute.

My goodness, shockwave games are getting impressive...

Like this one.

They're getting prettier and prettier, I mean damn, you need a decent graphics card to run this thing...

So, I'm still cringing...

This article has made me cringe more times than any other article I can ever remember reading...

Except for maybe those ones where people lose their genitals...

Oh, and the Pear of Anguish...

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

excuse me...

While I wipe the drool off my keyboard...

*drool*

Though you would think a bigger, flatter screen would be in order...

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Who the hell is running this Mickey Mouse operation

Found in my inbox
Hi everyone

I’m looking for an Express Post envelope from ****** which was addressed to me here at ******. The envelope contained a cheque made out to ****** (approx. $15M) and Australia Post has confirmed that it was delivered yesterday.

If anyone has come across this cheque could you please give it to me asap.

Many thanks
Yes. That says we lost a cheque for 15 Mil.

It doesn't help that I'm only a 2-bit player...

*ba-dum* *chi*

But I've been practicing...

*wink* *wink*

And I lost.

To the Nintendo.

Not to one of those fancy pants Gaming Cubes, not even a lowly 64 bit thingamajig..

No. Not me.

I lost to the original 8-Bit Entertainment System piece of crap.

I don't like my odds...

I haven't posted in a bit...

So how about some monday fun to chase those Monday blues away.

And don't go telling me "but it's Tuesday blah blah blah"

I know it's Tuesday, but I wasn't at work yesterday so I was in no need for Monday fun.

Today. Different story.

Stupid Mondays.

But hey, at least Bloom finally defeated those evil witches...

*ahem*. now where was I. Oh yeah. Monday fun.

We'll start with a tricky one. Oshiro. Plays like the Tower of Hanoi, But way harder and lacking the ability to acheive ascension.

Next up. Puzzle Express. Jo, you'll love this game. You'll love it so much, you'll want to have my babies... Not that you haven't already... but yeah, any other pretty ladies out there love this game that much?

And one for people who like terrible graphics and terrible RPGing. Orc Siege. From the opening scene, you know you're dealing with quality on this one. :D T'is a right bit of fun. And try to ignore the colour of the beer. I think it's American... ;)

Enjoy...

Monday, April 04, 2005

Ok... so I haven't been following everything...

as closely as I should, but I wonder if anyone can clarify for me.

These Three Bloggers are the same person right?

Are there any more out there?