It doesn't help that I'm only a 2-bit player...

*ba-dum* *chi*

But I've been practicing...

*wink* *wink*

And I lost.

To the Nintendo.

Not to one of those fancy pants Gaming Cubes, not even a lowly 64 bit thingamajig..

No. Not me.

I lost to the original 8-Bit Entertainment System piece of crap.

I don't like my odds...