What with all that focus on Billy Pope Thorton...

We need more focus on the other news and events going on it the world.

For example.

Bennifer II: The revenge of Bennifer.

I can't believe he hooked up with another Jennifer. Sure sure, a rose by any other name still can't stay blah blah and all that, but c'mon, the joke will live *forever* in imfamy now...

And look. Civil war re-enactor can totally kick the arse of Star Trek fans. Though to be fair, the battle was a little one-sided... I reckon though, if a joke was made about light-sabre/chewwy/Mark Hamill, then those ignorant fiends would have been taken down.

And forget Real dolls. This is the creepy inanimate robot sex the kids of today have to be getting in to...