I love the name of the link. Cross Guy.

It kinda makes this story sound like an innocent little story about a guy who got a little bit cranky, you know? a little bit cross.

Well apparently, it isn't it is about a guy who thought he saw god in his computer and god told him to crucify himself.

If this thought ever crossed my mind, the first thing I would think is 'How the fuck do I nail in the second hand...'. Well, apparently he didn't think about that either and when he did think about it, ended up calling 911 for a little assistance in the matter.

My god, people are stupid.