And todays daily nutbag is

Ted Jesus Christ GOD.

From CEO of Quest Systems Corporation to the Messiah in 7 easy years...

The Third Testament is quite amusing. Quite a bit more to the point as well...

Chapter 7

1 The Spiritual LightSide are into having sex in the bath tub.

2 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in the spa.

3 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in the pool.

4 The Spiritual LightSide are NOT into having sex in public places.

5 The Spiritual LightSide do NOT like to go to public spas for sex.

But my personal favorite: Chapter 6: 32 The Spiritual LightSide are into saying 'Oh God' during Intimacy and Sex and Love Making and especially during orgasms. The Spiritual LightSide believe in giving God credit for these good feelings!

Yep. he sounds legit...