So the 2007 season is winding down...

The final is between the evil Mirkwood and the insidious Grey Haven.

(ok, they aren't really insidious...)

But anyways, with the season ending there are always gunna be teams whos owners find out that their life is much to demanding for the SCGBL, so then...

This here is a formal invitation to go check out the SCGBL, The geekiest damn fantasy baseball league in existance ;).

Now, if you find that this pack of mad-cap crazy folk is your cup of tea, email da commish.

Oh, and then repeat after me. Mirkwood is evil. :D

So, does anybody remember the game...

Called The Red Baron?

It was made back in the day by Sierra, or Dynamics or somesuch subsiduary, but anyways, I used to like it.

Especially when you turned on God mode.

(Hey, I was only 10 or something when it came out...)

But anyways, This is sorta like it. Well, not in the sense of gameplay, or god mode...

Ot you never did have bombs...

And you could chose which team you wanted onto...

And you won medals and stuff...

So really, this game isn't even a poor mans The Red Baron...

um... I think I have to go see what the Underdogs have to say about this...

um, but yeah. If these new fandangled "flash" things and "mice driven games" and "graphics" are more your thing, perhaps you'll like this game more...

This is the most...

Frustrating game.

Seriously. You'll be all *click click... click* fuck. *click*

And so on... and so forth...

Potpourri of Noise

By Lestah...

ooohhh!! It came in the mail today!!

Such quality cover art from the lovely Brandilicus.

Just in time for a certain persons birthday...

Good timing mate.

Everybody, repeat after me...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JO!~!!!

Now, I'm sure that she is gunna come on and say that she's upset and all about getting older...

I prefer to just call it drunk... :D

Hey, what do you know...

Looks like I'm gunna be Magusing it up as well...

Joy to the world... and all that.

So Quilly is on Hoilidays...

But we do have his itinary...

So I propose we play a game.

The rules are simple.

Firstly, go that a look at his plans here.

Then leave in the comments what you think he will be doing at the time of your comment...

I'll go start it off...

Just a small thing...

I'm eating lamb this Australian day...

Doin' it like a nerd...

ok, so any Sex Guide that contains the words "after some time, indicate to her that you'd like to act out a romance novel featuring a barbarian warlord." is alright by me...

(I'm so waiting for a comment from a certain person... One that I'm sure won't read aas "This is hot")

Ok... So I've been drinking...

And instantly, that should trigger the "xade, you should be posting" alarms...

but I still feel the need to say, and ask...

My attention has been recently drawn to the Innocence site.

And I would like to pose the question.

What is more important than your happiness?

I love it when...

People tell stories using the Sims...

It cracked me up when CCR did it...

It cracks me up when This guy Does it.

ok... so I died on level 27...

And now I'm never playing This again... :D

Though I have to say... Level 9 was by far the hardest...

While it's about time...

Somebody based a game around the Scrollwheel thingy...

Did they have to make it solely based around it?

I mean, hey, I love the wheel. It's the best damn inovation to the mouse ever, And while I've probably been heard to say, "It should be used for everything. Always"... perhaps that isn't the case...

Since it seems to have generated a lot of talk...

Let's put it to the people. The rumour mongers. Those who know all. Even those who are just guessing.

Suppose you heard refence to the Council of Three.

Who would you think it would relate to?

and... go.

Lets discuss...

To the Gaian folk out there...

You guys have certainly don't a whole bunch of research on the subject haven't you...

One thing though.

Here's that guy in the animation everyone has in their sig. It was a negative of his face, but it's the only face you can really see in the entire thing, so I thought I'd fix it. Now if you meet him, you can assault him and threaten his life unless he tells you everything he knows about Neurocam. Fun times.

Now... So you know, and don't go jumping to conclusions, that is a photo of myself.

There is also another photo of me in there, one that I have posted to this site...

Now, I can assure you all, threatening me won't do you much good. I generally put all I know up on this here blog anyways...

But good work with the researching anyways...

NEUROCAM ASSIGNMENT NCI-2332/01

Well, it looks as though a new set of assignments have been given out to the world.

Something to do with the Magus, if the posts I've been reading are correct...

Very close to the Council of Three.

I can't say anymore... :D

Who would have thought the wiggles were so liberal...

To quote from one of their videos

Josie works with one hammer, one hammer, one hammer, Josie works with one hammer, then she works with two.
Josie works with twohammers, two hammers two hammers, Josie works with twohammers, then she works with three.
Josie works with three hammers, three hammers, three hammers, Josie works with three hammers, then she works with four.
Josie works with four hammersfour hammers, four hammers, Josie works with four hammers, then she works with five.
Josie works with five hammers, fivehammers, fivehammers, Josie works fivehammers, then she goes to sleep.

Now, I don't know the technical term, CCR, you prolly would, but my best guess would be DVDAM...

(ok... I'll try to be less smutty in my next post...)

Well, that's just great...

Remeber that amendment in Ohio?

You know, the "New anti-gay marriage amendment"?

Well, it's being used to defend unmarried clients against domestic violence charges.

well, isn't that lovely...

Ok Jo... you aksed for games...

I'll give you some games...

Firstly, this little bastard will drive you insane... I was happy with my score of 65, but would prolly do better if I tried again...

oh, and how can you go wrong with Caveman foozball. It even works 2 players... you're so going down when I get home... :D

You can go past Matrix Bullet Time Fighting Game. Which despite it's title, isn't a bad game...

Skears 2. This is a world of fun... Play this one first...

And finally, Madness intersomething... This *looks* fun, but I didn't get to play it... stupid work... who does it think it is, what ever haven't to the good ol' fashioned 3 hour lunch break? hmmm... what the hell are you supposed to do with only *one* hour???

So the season is winding up...

And sadly, it doesn't look like The Fairies are gunna make the playoffs...

There is *some* good news though

Peatfingers Sets Rookie RBI Record
BUCKLEBURY - Samwise "The Bat" Peatfingers set a new season Shire Conference Rookie Record for RBI with 132. The young hobbit first baseman has been tearing up the league and looks like a shoo-in for the Frodo Rookie Award. He was named to the All-Star Game in July and is currently hitting .301 with 38 HR.

Mawaan Sets Shire Conference Record for Hits
BUCKLEBURY - Scarlett Mawaan set a new season Shire Conference Record for Hits with her 210th this week. The Fairies outfielder finished the week with 212--just 8 behind the League record of 212, set by Theo Nering in 2004.

Woo. Next year is *so* gunna be our year though, I mean hey, for the first half of the season we were the SECOND WORST PITCHERS IN THE LEAGUE! But not anymore... mwahahaha

oh... the Grump fellow ain't gunna know what hit him... and as for Mirky...

ok... That's enough of me talking baseball for a while... If you're so inclined, go check it out... SGCBL.

Hamish was right...

This is my new favorite song...

Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.

Funny funny stuff...

Chemicals to the Xtreme.

Good work d.

Better work Hawthorne.

I wonder how this fits into it all...

It certainly lends a little more credibility to the whole situation...

Let down your hair...

This is one of the more original games I've played in a while...

Rapunzels escape.

oh, and so you know, the "x" button uses the hair extensions...

Do you have what it takes?

To win The Paper Cup?

Cause Mo can... with a time of 107.

Trail Blazer...

Level 13.

Good luck and happy bouncing...

hmm, it has been a while since I've caught up with world events...

So lets have a little look at what is out there...

Hey, the US Military were looking to develop a Sex Bomb, and sadly I can't come up with one joke linking that back to Tom Jones... It's a sad day for comedy...

hmm, A hacker has been able to read the emails of the secret service agent sent to catch him... *snigger*.

hey look, The hunt is over. There are officially no WMD's in Iraq... So what does that mean, there is no possible legal justification for a "pre-emptive" strike? Though I'm sure nothing will come of it...

Oh, and on the disgusting medical procedures front, DON'T CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!. - you clicked on it... didn't you... I feel your pain...

So there was this fan right...

And there was some shit that had been thrown in it's general direction.

It seems that it is about to, you know, hit the fan.

Cause there also seems to be three names...

Rriele Hansen
Brendan Lee
Graham Henstock

...

Does this mean Mr. Zilla was right...

I was having fun...

With This Game

Until level 5 came along and now I hate it.

It's Challenge...

Let's see what you can do...

ok, so you have this unicycle right. And you have to balance on it.

And jump balls.

As the game says... sounds easy... right?

All I could manage was a lowly 19.7

I'll try again later though...

heh heh... I'm really liking Maxwell at the moment...

I read this over at the totse forums...

Okay, so I sent them an e-mail (I don't remember exactly what I wrote) saying something like, "since you do background checks, why not tell me something about myself. Since I'd already know it, there should be no security problems). This was the reply:

Dear Random Female

Thank you for your correspondence. An old adage, however, about the
pitfalls of assumption springs to my mind.

Why do you assume that our background checks are designed to gather
further detail?

In some instances an absence of detail can far be more informative.

The ability to maintain absolute anonymity is underrated by many, but
valued highly by Neurocam. Our “applicant historical analysis” is
designed to address this issue.

The very fact that you have assumed otherwise should, however, tell you
something about yourself.

Regards,

Maxwell Knight
Head, Human Resources Security Division
Neurocam International
maxwell.knight@neurocam.com

Heh... I love it...

The Game of God.

There is a game I've been beta testing recently called, approprately enough

The Game of God.

And I gotta say, it's a right ball of fun.

Especially when you're the Pope.

Not so much so as when you get eaten by godzilla while being the afore mentioned pope.

But yeah, as I said, it's in Beta, although you could prolly call in Alpha in that it is still being heavilly developed and any *good* ideas you throw in will have a good chance of being implimented.

Eh. So whatcha waiting for... go try it out...

Oh, and stay away from the House of Bucklebury. Else I'll have to use my mad Ninja skills and flip out on you... :D

Oulios Iatromantis...

Knowing what is true is one thing – something that will hardly get
you anywhere, except, with Neurocam, into mortal danger. The thing
worth knowing that is more important than the truth, is what is
practical.

...

I would
suspect the current case in the possession of Steve (aka Ego Tript)
to contain a hard drive with computer files on it. Unless Iocus
Severus has managed to get a hold of chemical and genetic materials
– which, while I highly doubt, is entirely possible – that is all
you will find in the suitcase. Do however, make sure it is opened
carefully, and nothing is consumed in any manner. Gas masks (with
organic grade filters), eye protection and hard plastic chemical
handling gloves are highly recommended.

...

I have a wealth of information in my possession, and many hair
raising stories to tell. I do however, have to be careful about
who and when I reveal my hard won evidence and experience. I do
not want to endanger my self, or anyone else in the process.

There is more that I will hold to my chest right now, but, hmmmm... it's very interesting.

Just be careful with that case mate.

So, has anyone else heard from Oulios Iatromantis?

Cause I have.

I'll give you a couple of exerts from a recent email...

Let me keep this simple – please. I must warn you, the Fabry
crises are only the most obvious symptoms as a consequence of
becoming too involved in Neurocam. As some have suspected,
Neurocam is some kind of social experiment – just on a completely
different scale than they think. The question, as always, is one
of purpose.

...

At the very least if you ignore this, fine, you've be warned. But
don't let them inject anything into you, don't consume anything
given to you by a Neurocam operative, and don't, under any
conditions, remain in an air tight environment with any Neurocam
personnel. "You" will never be "you" again.

hmmmm, eeep...

Though I have to say, I'm not in the business of taking candy, nor injections, from strangers, I think I will have to keep an eye out for "air tight enviroments" during any future dealings with Neurocam.

As always, I'll keep you informed...

Everyone else: lots.

Crazy nutbags: One.

maybe...

wellity well...

Forget Brittney and Madonna.

Forget boobgate.

Bert just kissed Rove!!!

That is all...

And if somebody want to tell me...

How to get out of the scary door... I mean Dark Rook. I'll be very happy... Apparently there are three buttons in the first room and clicking them takes you to other rooms, however I've only found two of the buttons... :(

Little help please?

There will be imaginary house points in it for you... :D

ok,

This penguin game is great.

There're balls. And Cheese. And fun fun fun.

What more could a game want?

Extra Extra Read all about it.

Something something something something.
something about it...

Hands up if you like Cheerleaders.

Hands up if you like *throwing* cheerleaders.

If you do, go have a shot a Cheerleader Toss.

ok... I haven't posted recently so...

Have a few games...

Firstly, Chuck. Chuck is a rubber man. Apparently he likes to be thrown around a bit... go throw him around.

Sparks. Which bloody drives me insane in this inebriated state.

And finally, Snowy. He's a bear who thinks he is bubble bobble. But if you liked bubble bobble you would prolly like snowy. Unless you think he's a mindless hack cashing in on bobbles fame. Sorta like bubble was before the marketting guy stepped in and was all, Bubble bobble sounds better than bobble bubble, and then who got the lady at the end? huh yeah, that's right. Not bobble...

oh, and tonight is the first time I've ever seen the show Trigger Happy TV and man is it quality viewing...

hmmm, I suppose an apology is in order.

On Dec the 23 I recieved the following email.

Xade,

Imagine my displeasure, when I saw that you had given away an item I'd asked you to look after. You will have to retrieve it. I need it back.

Iocus Severus

Now. I'm assuming that Yellowhelix has either gone on holidays, or vanished into thin air, or is completely ignoring me.

Either way, perhaps you could try getting hold of her?

Hey!!! Check what Jo did!!!

You hit Darkwater for 65 points and
killed it. You gain 111287 xp (37096 xp
rage bonus).

That's right, that says 100,000 xp!!!

Man, we're such nerds...

You can be a nerd too... Go Play

(oh, and on a side note, Jo says that Jo is not a nerd.)

First political post for the year.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration is preparing plans for possible lifetime detention of suspected terrorists, including hundreds whom the government does not have enough evidence to charge in courts, The Washington Post reported Sunday.

WTF??

Surely this breaks some kind of international laws? You can't just hold people forever, just based on the fact that you don't have enough evidence to charge them!!!

c'mon? If an American citizen was held by say, Saudi Arabia, or even England because "We don't have any evidence to prosecute them with, there would be a huge noise about this. There would be international sanctions, hell, there would prolly even be military operations.

hmmm, I guess these people just don't deserve to have any damn rights at all.

Fuckers.

Wanna feel old?

Remember that article where a guy got a bunch of punk arsed kids and got them to review games from the 80's?

Well, they've done it again.

I love it!.

Mike tyson is bad publicity for "Mike Tysons Punchout" HA!. Love it.

First game for the year...

Redbeard.

A fun little jaunt.

Level 12 had me pulling my hair out... Then realised you can look down by pressing, get this, down...

do do dooo...

In all the big events that have been happening recently...

Why hasn't anyone told me that Anna Nicole Smith has lost her millions?

C'mon. This is a blow for gold diggers and girls who love older men everywhere...

The distinct lack...

of a hospital visit is a great thing!

Instead of a hospital, there was a big arsed house (That was 2 doors down from the Minogues parents house), a pool, cigars, and the ancient are of Kareoke.

And there was Beer. And Rum. And Coke.

And the weather was fine pool swimming weather. Even though I did get thrown in a one stage...

YaY.

Happy new year all. I hope this one finds you all well.

And don't forget. It's 2000 and FIVE. NOT 2000 and EIGHT.