We're talking softball... Mattingly and Canseco

No, not softball. Baseball, Solonors Baseball.

And my team, The Bucklebury Fairies, (laugh and I punch... yeah, I'm lookin' at you, are gonna do fine.

I've been trading like a mofo... gotta get them outa the funk that they're in.

Anyways, the 2006 season starts tomorrow. Woo.

Go fairies.

I think I'm a little juvenile

tee hee hee, it makes me giggle that I just created a test client by the name of Jimmy Crackhead.

His father is Testy McTestie Crackhead.

You should laugh at a story like this

A vacuum cleaner hung from a tree, clothes were strewn on rooftops, and a man sat on a couch where the livingroom used to be after a house exploded Saturday morning.

*tee hee* - I'm a bad person.

How could you resist reading an article entitled...

Man rips off testicles.

Allow me to just add:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Crap on a crap, my god, what the fuck was that guy on, I mean AAHHHHHH. You can't just do that. You can't just *grab* your testicles and then just *pull* them off. I mean, AAGHHH Fuck. my god, what a crazy fucker.

ok... Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm blue ocean.

*rings bell* I am a kitten... (ok, if anyone can tell me the movie that is from, I'll be very dissapointed.)

I-M-Pea-C-H-m-ent

That is what it means to me.

And when it come out about the mans insider trading, which is gonna pick up some speed again following the first stories investigation, he's gonna get put away faster than you can say Martha Stuart.

Least we can hope.

Tillman.

The symbol of the sacrific given by every soldier sent into that quadmire.

Now, just because his death comes from friendly fire, it doesn't make it any less noble. Any less of a sacrific. Any less heroic.

It does however, make it a lot more futile and in my opinion stabs staight into the heart of the problems in Iraq.

No communication. No organisation.

With all the advances in technology, you still can't avoid getting shot by your own boys.

Now, that is sad.

Good luck.

These guys.

You're definitly getting an A plus for effort here...

Though is there any room for rampant capitalism and consumerism in your little world?

If not... I hate to say, but it ain't gonna fly.

hmmm, I could have told you that...

According to the researchers the latest work provides no evidence that the Universe is finite and no evidence that it is infinite either.

Apparently a simple shrug and a grunt that resembles "I dunno" isn't enough.

Always good to read interesting theories though.

If you throw a penny off the empire state building...

But no matter what the location and culture, one aspect remains eerily constant: namely, that every country in possession of a tall building has a corresponding legend about murdering people by dropping change from it. It's difficult to choose which aspect of the legend says more about human nature — our ignorance of the laws of physics or our insatiable bloodlust

Apparently it doesn't kill people... You need to use a pen to get that sort of effect.

*Mental note: use a pen... always use a pen.

aawwww

Who's a cute little thing

I just got my shot...

I want a wawwi-pop.

If anyone wants me I be in my room...

Flexball

Hard

Better with two players.

Waahhhh

In half an hour...

I'm getting a flu shot.

I'm sooooo bad with needles...

Somebody, hold me.

And on a seperate note, yet on the same topic...

I've never had one of these flu shots before, am I still gonna be good for rock climbing tonight?

Great...

So I'm the tenth highest google link for "tit fuck bitch face".

Hey, maybe that effort will push me up a bit...

We're lucky there was no earth shattering *ka-boom*

To launch a Minuteman in those days, one had to "unlock" the missile by dialing in a code -- the equivalent of a safety catch on a handgun. However, Blair reports, the U.S. Strategic Air Command was worried that a bunch of sissy safety features might slow things down. It ordered all locks set to 00000000 -- and in launch checklists, reminded all launch officers like Blair to keep the codes there. "So the 'secret unlock code' during the height of the nuclear crises of the Cold War," Blair says, "remained constant at 00000000."

I just pray that the culture has changed...

Lots of happy people.

53% would vote for a Kerry/McCain Ticket

I don't think the man needs to compromise to get the job though.

Hell, he could put Dean on the ticket, they could both scream their ways to the election and it is still gonna come down to whether or not bush screws himself in the foot... or should that be with his foot.

It is good to see bush down to 41% against Kerry though.

So... why did America invade another country.

Well apparently, there have been 27 different rationales.

Make your mind up fucker. One excuse doesn't pan out, so it's on to the next?

People are dying, but deep pockets are being filled. Just keep moving georgie, the American public seems to have a short memory, so just keep feeding them shit.

How many children are sitting at home right now? Crying, wondering when their Fathers/Mothers are coming home?

How many Fathers/Mothers are holding their children. Telling them it will be alright, telling them that they are coming home soon, yet holding doubt in their hearts?

You have broken the hearts of your nation for what? you can't even tell them that.

Fucker.

He looks like he could gore.

faaaark.

Gore is on fire.

George W. Bush promised us a foreign policy with humility. Instead, he has brought us humiliation in the eyes of the world.

He promised to "restore honor and integrity to the White House." Instead, he has brought deep dishonor to our country and built a durable reputation as the most dishonest President since Richard Nixon.

What a serve.

Seriously, anyone who opens with such a scathing attack has my respect.

Man, is it "Steal all of xade's theories" day.

Another theory that I swear to have spouted in the past.

Apparently Venus used to be Earth like.

Shock horror, specially when you consider that the planets are ever so slowly creeping towards the sun.

See, you would think that the natural conclusion to this would be that "Hey, does that mean that earth used to be like mars?" and "Hey maybe that means that there never has been any water on Mars, but give it a couple a billion years and hot dog, there will be, so sending crap up there ain't gonna do shit".

Eh, eh?

I swear, if they had put as much effort into Venus as they have Mars, they would have found life by now. Or at least evidence that there was life on Venus.

And wouldn't that put a lot of stuff in peoples pipes for them to smoke.

Well, thanks internet.

If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.

Fanasia has won American Idol.

And if anyone TIVO'ed it... bad luck.

mwahahahahahaha.

We don't get it for what... 3 more days, now I just don't care.

Wow.

So... The universe is infinite.

...

and Shaped like the Eiffel Tower...

Who'da thought. Maybe it should be called the "freedom universe"...

And if this is true, wouldn't that make the universe like a giant black hole with a point that gets infinitly smaller and an infinitly higher mass with a the gravity that goes along with it.

This sort of goes with that theory of mmine that I pulled out once. That the universe is being shot out in one direction, expanding, once it reaches a certain point, it colapses, back into a tiny super heavy little ball and explodes back out the other side...

I'm sure there is a metafor for what I'm thinking of... I could draw a picture... doesn't help all you readers at home though.

Ah well, you'll survive.

ummm... so which of these can you check off?

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31) - Nope
2) Repent Of Sins (Acts 17:30) - Nope
3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37) - Nope
4) Be Baptized In Water (Acts 2:38) - Nope
5) Live A Christian Life (Acts 14:22) - Nope
6) Be Active In the Church (Acts 2:47) - Nope

ok, did you check them all off?

Then you're going straigh to hell

Weird Baseball injuries...

I just hope nothing like This happens to my Fairies

Poor little Bu.

My little Bu got beat up at her playgroup today.

The little bastards were a good 6 months older than her as well.

And when you consider that she is only 16 months old, it gives them quite the advantage.

Those kids are lucky I wasn't there though. They would have coped a blasting if I was. I would have yelled at them til they cried. I don't care if they are only 2. That is my little girl.

Cause of Death: Starvation.

Now you too can have fun with Sea Monkeys.

Just like I did.

update: Woo. Second generation. Who wuold have known these thing were so fickle.

awwww

Charla kept the money. - YaY. Go Charla. Stupid Dave.
Keiths final speech was great. So much sincerity. The man can act, there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

Woo. Go Vegas.

Wah. There goes my favorite show on television.

Now where am I going to get my fix of 'Trashy' huh?

ASX Sharemarket game

It is that time of year again.

Time for the ASX Sharemarket game thingy.

It is for Australian readers only, and you have to register, but it is heaps of fun.

The prize money is $5,000 if you can win it. $1,000 if you top your state.

I came like 7th last year. 3rd in the state. Godniamit.

Actually, if you're from Melbourne, don't bother entering... mwahahaha.

I'm only a month behind on this...

"I believe that God wants me to be president"

"We need common-sense judges who understand our rights were derived from God"

Scary Stuff from the President.

Just remember...

Use the mouse... even though it tells you to use the keyboard.

Have Fun

Somebody. Call Mothra.

There's a Pink Dinosaur climbing out of an active volcano.

What an effort though, perpetrating this little prank, even at the risk of IMMOLATION.

It's good stuff.

Gan-DAT.

I'm sure that my avatar would say that at least once in This game.

Lots of fun.

Totally inapproprate quote of the day.

What we need to do is wipe out every single Iraqi. That way we can move the Jews to Iraq and everyone will be happy. - Guy at work. (Tounge in cheek of course...)

Quote of the day.

I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." - Stewie from The Family Guy.

Has anybody noticed...

The ads that blogspot are running on top of their pages recently?

Mine for example are as follows.

George Bush Election Gear - www.FreedomHQ.com
Large Selection of Hats, Shirts Bumper Stickers, Pins and more

Over at Karens they are running

Bush Cheney 2004 Gear - www.FreedomHQ.com
Bush 2004 Hats, Shirts, Magnets, Pins, Stickers

Now remind me. How many people that read our blogs would *ever* buy this merchandise?

Now the one that cracked me up the most was Mileahs

Right Wing Singles
Join Free, We Match Conservatives! A Community of Conservative Singles.

I'll leave that one up to you to find the humour...

Go and read this piece.

But if, say, the Chinese came in to rescue us--Operation American Freedom--how long would any of us, left-wing or right, put up with an occupying army teaching us Chinese-style democracy? A guerrilla who opposes an invading army on his own soil is not a terrorist, he's a resistance fighter. In Iraq we're not fighting enemies but making enemies.

...

Thousands of young Americans are dead, maimed or mutilated, 100 billion has been wasted and all we've gained is a billion new enemies and a mouthful of dust--of sand. Chaos reigns, but in the midst of it we have this presidential election. George Bush has defined himself as a war president, and it's fitting that he should die by the sword--in fact fall on it, and quick.

A well written, if not angry piece.

One that any 'informed' reader would want to read.

Wow. Andy Kaufman

He's back.

That crazy bastard faked his own death.

He would of been stoked when that movie came out.

The funniest bit though is this.

he has a blog.

See, it has me wondering... is Elvis next?

Bad neighbour

Bad Bad Neighbour.

I don't know if

This will ever go anywhere, but it is definitly interesting.

I have to get into the market of...

Selling bullshit on eBay.

Seriously. Just come up with a bullshit little story and BAM. Instant profit.

Selling 'Nothing'. Bam. Instant profit.

What I need to do, is get this blog of mine popular, then auction off single posts to people... yeah, that might be crazy enough to work.

(If I find that someone has stolen my idea... Bam.)

Two faced bastard.

You can't take credit for services that you wanted to cut.

Well, you can, but thats called two faced.

For example, Justice Department officials recently announced that they were awarding $47 million to scores of local law enforcement agencies for the hiring of police officers. Mr. Bush had just proposed cutting the budget for the program, known as Community Oriented Policing Services, by 87 percent, to $97 million next year, from $756 million.

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The administration has been particularly energetic in publicizing health programs, even ones that had been scheduled for cuts or elimination.

Tommy G. Thompson, the secretary of health and human services, announced recently that the administration was awarding $11.7 million in grants to help 30 states plan and provide coverage for people without health insurance. Mr. Bush had proposed ending the program in each of the last three years.

Eh, ah well, I guess we'll just have to live with calling him two faced.

Not that most people who read this don't think that anyways.

ahaha *chorkle* *snarf*

I love harmless pranks.

So... Many... Flash... Game

Seriously, go look at 'em all.

There's heaps. More than I ever hope to ever play.

Have fun.

And thank The Ultimate Insult

Interesting readings for you all.

Insultingly Stupid movie physics. - Like exploding cars, a pet hate of mine.
Top Thrill Dragster. - I wanna ride this.
Basics of space flight. - One day I will read this.
Dr. John Dee, the Necronomicon & the Cleansing of the World - A Gnostic Trail. - I am I

Get busy little ones, there will be a test.

Now you get them for war crimes right...

"it turned our that the sourcing was inaccurate and wrong and in some cases, deliberately misleading." - Colin Powell.

It starts to unfold.

Apparently the military grunts *were* told to abuse their captives. Wow, who would have thought. A backflip. Who want to bet that this will trickle up to the top? Who also wants to bet that the person who first points his finger at 'the top' will be called a liar and have his credibility shot?

Hell, even Micheal Moore had proof that detainees were being abused.

This was going on for a long time and if 'the top' really were ignorant, then it really worries me to think about what else they don't know.

I don't care if I ever play it but...

hee hee hee

Larry's funny.

You have to love the irony in this story.

An Ohio manufacturing plant that George W. Bush used last year as a backdrop to show how his economic polciies were working...has shut down.

I honestly do feel bad for those who lost their jobs though.

I just hard not to laugh at this line

"The president recognizes Timken as a well-managed company. That the chairman is W.R. Timken is helpful, but this is the kind of company he wants to encourage to grow and be a more important
contributor to jobs and economic growth," said Rep. Ralph Regula, R-Ohio, whose district includes the company.

doe's wacky Meh-hicans...

Saint Death.

Who the hell would want to worship somebody called Saint Death.

I would expect someone by the name of Saint Death to be all about Wars and Plagues and Floods and...

wait a minute...

OK he was right.

- I always write with my .357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere.

That one made me laugh.

Quote generator thingy

curtesy of Mr Zellers.

heh heh, society is insane. Seriously.

This article proves it.

As Castronova stared at the auction listings, he recognized with a shock what he was looking at. It was a form of currency trading. Each item had a value in virtual "platinum pieces"; when it was sold on eBay, someone was paying cold hard American cash for it. That meant the platinum piece was worth something in real currency. EverQuest's economy actually had real-world value.

He began calculating frantically. He gathered data on 616 auctions, observing how much each item sold for in U.S. dollars. When he averaged the results, he was stunned to discover that the EverQuest platinum piece was worth about one cent U.S. — higher than the Japanese yen or the Italian lira. With that information, he could figure out how fast the EverQuest economy was growing. Since players were killing monsters or skinning bunnies every day, they were, in effect, creating wealth. Crunching more numbers, Castronova found that the average player was generating 319 platinum pieces each hour he or she was in the game — the equivalent of $3.42 (U.S.) per hour. "That's higher than the minimum wage in most countries," he marvelled.

Then he performed one final analysis: The Gross National Product of EverQuest, measured by how much wealth all the players together created in a single year inside the game. It turned out to be $2,266 U.S. per capita. By World Bank rankings, that made EverQuest richer than India, Bulgaria, or China, and nearly as wealthy as Russia.

It was the seventy-seventh richest country in the world. And it didn't even exist.

Internet funny. People Silly.

Quote of the day.

"He's a fucking liar who's been enabled by Bush, the biggest fucking liar of them all." - Karen Zipdrive.

She's so... delecate. We all love you here.

*mwah*

Update: And speaking of Karen, go read her latest. *mwah*.

Stupid Stupid Game.

This bloody warlocks game.

It bloody keeps me awake at night.

Stategising different openings. Why a S/W is better than a D/P.

Techniques. Tactics. Patterns.

It's bloody doin' my head in.

Civil war is bound to ensue...

A suicide bombing killed the head of the U.S.-appointed Iraqi Governing Council.

In a war of ideals, Americas biggest mistake is its pride in democracy...

ok, now before you all howl me down and throw hot paint and chicken wings at me, I want to say this.

I don't believe that 'they' hate democracy. I believe that they hate America. There is a *huge* difference. But there is no difference in the way you hear most people speak it.

And so long as I'm the President, we will be determined, steadfast, and strong as we pursue those people who kill innocent lives because they hate freedom.
-- george w Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2004

There is a huge amount of damage done in putting unfounded opinion like this into the world and I believe that this tragity is part of the repocusions there of.

He died because 'they' hate America. Not because they hate Democracy. It's a shame that 'they' had to go destroy one to harm the other.

*I'm using the term 'they' in reference to the perpetrators. Not as a gross generalisation of anyone. I understand how that could be... misunderstood.

After the last post...

I think we need some good news.

Massachusetts. They're getting Married.

And all I can think is that it's just beautiful.

Two people. Chosing to spend the rest of their lives entwined in each others.

It's just plain gorgeous.

well... It all starts falling down.

Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
They knew.
And of course they will try to Deny
But the damage is Done.

And what is This, coming out of Guantanamo Bay? or This. Or This?

Maybe we should try our luck in Afghanistan...

Maybe we shouldn't.

I get a feeling the next 6 months will be the longest.

Can somebody please buy me...

One of these Itsy bitsy little horses.

I would love it and cuddle it and I would love it and hug it and I would call it George.

Wow...

Even a child could make this.

Macgyver eat your heart out.

C'mon, they were just following the book...

For more than 50 years, the CIA's no-touch methods have become so widely accepted that US interrogators seem unaware that they are, in fact, engaged in systematic torture. But now, through these photographs from Abu Ghraib, we can see the reality of these techniques. We have a chance to join fully with the international community in repudiating a practice that, more than any other, represents a denial of democracy.

...

A NEW report claims US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld approved a secret program of aggressive interrogation methods used at Abu Ghraib prison.

The report, by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh, describes the rules as "grab whom you must, do what you want", and says the program involved rough treatment and sexual humiliation.

Now, my question is this. If it is all 'by the book', why deny it? mmmm, I guess that is policy these days. Play by your rules. Deny that the play-book ever existed.

Seriously though. Rummy. Needs to go. Bush should never have allowed this. Neither should have Condi. They should go. (And with the 42% at the end of that second article... hopefully they will... Just don't forget Diebold though.)

Does it make me a geek

To say that I would really like a box of These...

Monday is an excellent day to

SCARE people.

Just imagine him walking through your backdoor... at night... with a knife...

Woo. Go Rupert.

So... Rupert won the mil.

Well the second mil anyways.

And I can't help but say that it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

I love that guy.

Seriously though, the man deserves Aces tag.

What a guy.

So *that* one is third.

Man, you know that you are off to a great start to the week when diving to the train station, put the car into fifth instead of third EVERY GODDAMNED TIME.

Brrrrrmmmmmm, tk, bbrrrrrrmmmmmm, tk, *clunck Ka Chunck* chug chug, tk, brrrrrrmmmm.

It hasn't really instilled me with confidence.

Every once in a while...

You come across a Quality Rant. And there is no better type of quality rant than that of a grumpy 81 year old.

(Miserably, I can't remember where I got this link from... I'm sure it was from someone on that blogroll on the right there...)

The love this guy

And there's BushCo blaming Rumsfeld and Rumsfeld blaming the military and the military blaming miserable 21-year-old female trailer-park scapegoats and once again there stands Dubya, looking angry and baffled, like a kid who just got grounded for getting another D on a spelling test.

His editorials are always amusing.

(oh yeah, and I'm testing this 'Link' functionallity...)

The history of the RPG.

The Rocket Propelled Grenade.

Everyone thank Mileah for pointing out this wonderful article from the War Nerd.

ok. It's Friday.

You all out there deserve a little fun.

For the persons who like shooting arrows at people I present Bow man. It's like your standard 'Gorillas' or 'Scorched Earth' type game but the feel of it is just... nice.

And for the peoples who believe that one pill is good. 2 pills are great, 3 pills are pushing it and 4 pills will kill you... Happy Pill.

Have fun.

The death of Nick Berg.

I can't put this any better than This .

It *is* tragic. But so was the Bali bombings. So was the assasination the that head Chechnyan guy. So was the death of those two men who have been killed at Abu Ghraib. The death of one person is just as tragic as the death of another, just because they were born within the same imaginary lines of dirt as you were, doesn't make it any more tragic.

It's just all so sad.

Why can't we all just get along.

Bush Watch.

This little newsletter is a good one. They compile a handy dandy list of newspaper head lines regarding Bush and that little lie factory he's sitting on.

Big thanks to Karen for that one.

Damn you mister Flu.

Man, I've been sick. so annoyingly stupidly sick.

Why do I always get the flu. And why do I always get it so badly. And why do I always complain so much...

Who knows... spose I just have to go hide in a hot bath tub for a bit and get back to the blogging when I'm better.

My poor little kitten...

Well, actually not the kitten, I'm gonna be talking about Mister Maxximus Waaaah. The 'older' specimen, the sophisticated one.

He had to have a operation yesterday cause he wrenched one of his claws out and it got all infected and gross... awww, poor Mister Maxx...

So he is the most pitiful excuse for a hissing machine going round at the moment. You just have to look at him and "hiisssss" *spit* *spit* "hiiissss" *scratch*. He's such a grump. A sad pathetic grump.

The saddest thing though is this. It is on his back leg, and he has a flurecent pink bandage running up his leg. Now, when he sits down, he sits so that his leg is sticking out from between his front paws, originating from his groin, bright pink, about four inches long, girth, not too bad, rock solid... one just can help but make jokes about Maxxs' girlfriend being the happiest damn cat on earth... and Maxx being the most 'well endowed' cat ever.

Yeah baby... he be da cat.

I want everyone out there...

To send a prayer, or whatever it is you do, out to Jo's Grandpa.
He sorta had a stroke the other day, and although he should be fine, I sure it wouldn't hurt to send some love his way.

Tee hee hee...

To the person who just googled for: limors kooyong road

I hope my post has helped sway your decision...

Damn you long boozy friday lunches...

I shouldn't have started watching this...

Can't... avert... eyes...

That geek is strangely hypnotic...

I have a feeling...

that Someone will be particularly interested with This story...

Quote of the day.

"Designed so you can watch yourself pee at yourself". - Guy at work.

Who would have thought...

My name ranks higher as a female name than a male name...

No wonder I use an alias.

So, is your name popular? Go check

Man, I'm not having a good morning...

After have several problems with Firebird this past week, I decided to finally upgrade to firefox.

It has all gone well 'cept for one thing.

I didn't save out my profile. waaaah.

Bye bye linky linkies.

Bye bye RSS feeds.

Bye bye funky little plug-ins.

*sniff*

It's just not a good morning.

That's sad...

Weboggle... That link over there, is no more...

*sniff*

Now what will I do to whittle away the lonely hours of the day...

See, I knew he hated gay people...

I've got a feeling he ain't too fond of the coloured either...

But I guess that's just not far enough to take it back now...

Now he's against women.

I sincerely hope that every female living in the US voted out this insane bastard. Seriously.

So now it's Oprahs turn...

At least it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction...

Another thing to add to my list of "Can you please get me one of these oh wonderful people of the internet"

The Hypersonic Sound-beam

Breaking all the rules of nature, the Hypersonic Sound Beam allows audio messages to literally travel through space in the shape of a flashlight beam. The sound remains invisible and silent, until the beam makes impact with the surface or person it has been meant to impact. At that precise point of impact, the sound waves disperse and the audio portion of the message magically becomes audible at that particular point.

breakthrough in technology or glorified snake-oil scam...

If it's not a scam, these stocks are gonna be worth so much one day.

Sledding

This game makes me feel soooo apathetic.

What is the line in which excessive force becomes murder? or even manslaughter?

An Army official said a soldier had been convicted of using excessive force when he shot dead a prisoner who was throwing stones at him.

He was thrown out of the army but did not go to jail.

If a police officer beat someone to death while interogating him, would he do jail time? If I beat someone to death cause they cut me off in traffic, would I do jail time?

I believe that if these crimes go unpunished, then you are no better than Saddam...

I'm glad I don't use NutraSweet...

If you do, you might wanna go have a little look-see at this

I know that you folk are creative...

Therefore, you should go enter into this comp.

Designs are for the following categories...

1. Best Pro-Kerry Shirt (positive spin, no mention of Bush)
2. Best Anti-Bush Shirt (negative spin, must mention Bush)
3. Best Issue Shirt - Domestic
4. Best Issue Shirt - Foreign
5. Funniest Shirt
6. Best Retro Shirt
7. Best Get Out The Vote Shirt
8. Most stylish

Go make me proud.

hhmmm

I gotta start squatting...

Jo, can I be a squatter?

A question to all you Texan who read this...

Were you involved in this?

heh heh...

Bremer.

At a McCormick Tribune Foundation conference on terrorism on Feb. 26, 2001, Bremer said, "The new administration seems to be paying no attention to the problem of terrorism. What they will do is stagger along until there's a major incident and then suddenly say, 'Oh, my God, shouldn't we be organized to deal with this?'

You can't just take comments like that back...

Seriously, it was said in a moment and it was meant at the time... He may have convinced himself that it wasn't as bad as he thought it was back then, but that still doesn't mean that he's right.

Such harsh harsh words, It's such a shame that they were so right...

And in other news in New Zealand...

Mount Doom, also known as Mount Ngauruhoe is gonna go 'splode... I hope it doesn't splode on anyone you know Jo... NZ isn't *that* big...

And you have to admire this title

Hastings man has artificial arm pulled off in fight ...

You think he needs a hand?
He'll think twice the next time he thinks about giving someone the finger...
He'll never become the right hand man of a major corporation... (ok, I was drawing a blank...)

Good times...

Battle Pong...

The future of pong... is now...

Now what I have learnt

from this game is this...

If you use more explosives... you have more chance of hitting everything...

Everyone say Thanks Les for the linky linkin'

And in honour of the stupid robot kicking its head...

We have the latest installment of Pingu

My best is 1321.97 In a single throw. and 3773.58

I know that I shouldn't base...

my future chewing abilities on These guys, but hey, I'm the kinda guy would can't wait until they invent the back transplant...

Until then... damn this hunch...

Ok. A good cause... stage right.

Have you ever wanted your artistic ideals pushed out to a wider audience?
Like kids?

This might be for you...

What I need is an idea...and, um...maybe the artwork. Gah, I don't ask for much, do I? My thing is this - I'd like a couple of different perspectives drawn of this little mascot fella so I can put him in different places. Looking left, winking, looking down - that kind of thing.

If anyone can come up with an idea and/or artwork, I can give you a tax-deductible receipt for a gift-in-kind donation to our organization (we're too poor to pay anything) and we would have the exclusive rights to use the image for our brand but you would retain the copyright of the work. You'd get full copyright credit on our site and on any literature that we would put your idea and/or artwork.

Another plug for the Fairies...

OK. So we are officially not in the play-offs... :(

however... in the off-season, keep you're skills in order with this.

Strike Out

Oh Brother.

I am a fan of reality TV. I know that it is an oxymoron. I know that it isn't 'real' (but who can define what real is...). I like seeing stupid people be stupid so that the inner bitch in me can bitch about random people from the comfort of my own home.

What I don't like it this.

Big brother and their mother fucking secret... ooohhh, so the people win more money. who gives a fuck. It doesn't effect them. They don't even fucking know.

Seriously. You can't go around for weeks building up some secret, spreading rumours, running your whole goddamned campain on this 'secret' and the 'will it [insert something here]' ads.

I mean, fuck. I told Jo that if the secret turned out to be some pissy, over-hyped piece of shit, that I would be cranky.

And fuck. I was cranky.

ok... lets resume our regular reading...

sorry bout that kiddies... and language filters...

psst... y'all see that link over there...

Over on the right...
You know, the one pointing to RavenBlack Warlocks.

You should all go play.

'specially you dan... c'mon, you know you want to...

This is interesting...

apparently, global warming might be attributed to...

The clouds created by aircraft traffic

If this is true, then great, I'm sure bush is gonna love ripping down more enviroment protection laws based on this information.

Hell, the way bush is controlling and abusing science, he prolly paid for this answer...

I was wondering what everyone would do with all that left over duct tape...

This guy used his to make a suit...

This is what you need...

the little guys, doing their bit. Well, sure, they might be more naked than little, and a little more strippers that guys, but hey, if it gets more people voting, then all the power to them.

Surely... It couldn't be this hard...

All you have to do is click on the dots

It's all good and well, til they start with the optical illusions and make my head hurt in that blurry blurring way...

man. I can still see the dots.

In the spirit of Pingu

We bring you...

Stupid robot kicking it's head

Kick your weekend off to a great start.

Beat 2025.3.

Have fun.