Another thing to add to my list of "Can you please get me one of these oh wonderful people of the internet"

The Hypersonic Sound-beam

Breaking all the rules of nature, the Hypersonic Sound Beam allows audio messages to literally travel through space in the shape of a flashlight beam. The sound remains invisible and silent, until the beam makes impact with the surface or person it has been meant to impact. At that precise point of impact, the sound waves disperse and the audio portion of the message magically becomes audible at that particular point.

breakthrough in technology or glorified snake-oil scam...

If it's not a scam, these stocks are gonna be worth so much one day.