And in other news in New Zealand...

Mount Doom, also known as Mount Ngauruhoe is gonna go 'splode... I hope it doesn't splode on anyone you know Jo... NZ isn't *that* big...

And you have to admire this title

Hastings man has artificial arm pulled off in fight ...

You think he needs a hand?
He'll think twice the next time he thinks about giving someone the finger...
He'll never become the right hand man of a major corporation... (ok, I was drawing a blank...)

Good times...