My poor little kitten...

Well, actually not the kitten, I'm gonna be talking about Mister Maxximus Waaaah. The 'older' specimen, the sophisticated one.

He had to have a operation yesterday cause he wrenched one of his claws out and it got all infected and gross... awww, poor Mister Maxx...

So he is the most pitiful excuse for a hissing machine going round at the moment. You just have to look at him and "hiisssss" *spit* *spit* "hiiissss" *scratch*. He's such a grump. A sad pathetic grump.

The saddest thing though is this. It is on his back leg, and he has a flurecent pink bandage running up his leg. Now, when he sits down, he sits so that his leg is sticking out from between his front paws, originating from his groin, bright pink, about four inches long, girth, not too bad, rock solid... one just can help but make jokes about Maxxs' girlfriend being the happiest damn cat on earth... and Maxx being the most 'well endowed' cat ever.

Yeah baby... he be da cat.