How could you resist reading an article entitled...

Man rips off testicles.

Allow me to just add:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Crap on a crap, my god, what the fuck was that guy on, I mean AAHHHHHH. You can't just do that. You can't just *grab* your testicles and then just *pull* them off. I mean, AAGHHH Fuck. my god, what a crazy fucker.

ok... Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm blue ocean.

*rings bell* I am a kitten... (ok, if anyone can tell me the movie that is from, I'll be very dissapointed.)