I have to get into the market of...

Selling bullshit on eBay.

Seriously. Just come up with a bullshit little story and BAM. Instant profit.

Selling 'Nothing'. Bam. Instant profit.

What I need to do, is get this blog of mine popular, then auction off single posts to people... yeah, that might be crazy enough to work.

(If I find that someone has stolen my idea... Bam.)