I should be hoping...

But I can't stop thinking...

Is it just me, or is the internet no fun anymore?

Seriously, what happened there?

Where did the whimsy go?

What? did I go and grow up or something?

Maybe a little.

Something is wrong and I don't know what to do about it.

maybe I just need to sprouse the place up a bit?

what ja think?

And to all a good day!

Damn, do you know what kind of Chrismas emergency goes on when the day before Christmas, you realise your daughter will need a HELMET to ride her new Christmas bike?

Her first real big girl bike?

So, I geuss this post could also be titled: The day I saved Christmas.

So, let me set the scene. The day before Christmas, on a Saturday.

There were people everywhere.

7 shopping centres. All sold out.

If I here 1 more in store Christas carol... man I'm gunna go all Christal on someone.

Especislly the crown so! have you heard that one?

Where crown, the casino, incorparates their theme into "oh Christmas tree" during their Christmas show. Talk about hooking 'em when they're young.

anyways,

bell and something ring.
making children cry.
oh what fun it is to ride,
something all night long, hey
Jingle bells, Jingle bells...

So yeah, Merry Chrtistmas to all...

And I sure hope you're not the parent of the first 3 year old on a bike I see...

And to all, a merry xmas.

Heya kids.

I see the corporate train that is Christmas keeps rolling on by.

I hope you all enjoy your presents. They're in the mail. I swear it.

I thinking though, I totally copped out with the decorating the ol' blog for christmas this year... maybe I'll have to be like the shops and put up an Easter theme... on the 27th...

mmmm Easter eggs in December. How can you not love that?

The only thing better is that guy with his crazy deals.

You know the one

Crazy!, Crazy!, Crazy!, Crazy! AND G-STRINGS!!!

what a guy.

I wonder how that European embargo is going anyways?.

Anyways, the ol' Friday virus scan has kicked in, so I might just have to call it Christmas lunch time and go get drunk off my ass...

That's right, put the kids in bed early, I'm coming home loaded!

*ahem*

Woohoo! .jpg

Oh man, ain't THAT the truth.

Though they missed the scattered bit.

Man, I've been kinda scattered recently. Anyone noticed?

I think it has something to do with the alignment of the moon. Or my shakra has tapped into something it shouldn't have. Or some crap yanno.

Actually, I think I'll stick with the moonbeam option.

Can you help me kill the upset ghost? - man, cracks me up every time.

Did anyone notice that my images are down again? once again making a mockery of my last post and turning me into a liar again?

I like my pictures... stupid self fulfilly quiz.

Am I really forgetful though?

OMG! That is like, totally roX0Rzz!

lolol!!1!

omg mate! It's like history has like, totally repeated itself or sum-ting

Sol, the main man, holder of the like, totally cool title of "first guy to ever comment", is now the guy to hold the "First guy to post after the hiatusing"

Congrats mate, you really are "teh l337" ;)

oneoneexlaimationpoint

did anyone like, totally notice the pictures are back?

wtf mate!

make me a liar will you? and you know, you're playing on one of my key features, being lazyness, in knowing that I'm actually too lazy to actually change the last post.

actually.

act-u-ally

Why don't you act? you ally?

Though really, it's kinda poetic, like they were waiting for my return... like, totally waiting for my return, like I'm the one.

the oneoneexlaimationpoint11!one.

roX!1.

*cough*thechequeisinthemail*cough*

So what? Is there meant to be a blog here or something?

Damn, this place is dead. I don't know why I hang out here any more.

This place used to be cool.

Look at you now? What are you? nothing!

The hollow shell of a burnt out blog.

Good for you.

I mean, hey, if you look real close you can see the footprints of former glory.

It's in there, just keep looking.

No, not there, that's where the now non-existant pictures are... *sniff*

Maybe this place needs a new paint job?

I hear so-loud-it-hurts-our-teeth pink is in style these days.

Combine that with a dead puppy and a link to a get where you assassinate stick figures and I might just be onto a winner again...

But then again, don't all you guys suck or something?

Hows the cam? Am I still running the boards? I haven't checked. How's ol' Crispy? how's his pooch?

Speaking of Crispy's pooch... (best segue ever.)

I think they need to make a computer game where you play the role of a vampire assassin by day who goes out and night to kill zombies who are also Jesus.

yeah... that would be a winner.