So what? Is there meant to be a blog here or something?

Damn, this place is dead. I don't know why I hang out here any more.

This place used to be cool.

Look at you now? What are you? nothing!

The hollow shell of a burnt out blog.

Good for you.

I mean, hey, if you look real close you can see the footprints of former glory.

It's in there, just keep looking.

No, not there, that's where the now non-existant pictures are... *sniff*

Maybe this place needs a new paint job?

I hear so-loud-it-hurts-our-teeth pink is in style these days.

Combine that with a dead puppy and a link to a get where you assassinate stick figures and I might just be onto a winner again...

But then again, don't all you guys suck or something?

Hows the cam? Am I still running the boards? I haven't checked. How's ol' Crispy? how's his pooch?

Speaking of Crispy's pooch... (best segue ever.)

I think they need to make a computer game where you play the role of a vampire assassin by day who goes out and night to kill zombies who are also Jesus.

yeah... that would be a winner.