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I've seen enough movies to know that
This is a baaaad idea. But hey, at least when they begin the human trials, there is already a place for these fine folk to shop.

And in other news, Canada is Pro-equal rights, This game definitely has potential and this story claims to be the greatest ever told... I've heard better...

Just a quick update from...

The great whore-out of 05.

Tript really is a quality whore after pulling into the lead this week.

Please, go pay the man a visit. Maybe leave his a little congrats.

It's about time...

That someone made one of those Drag the dot style games with levels...

I woulda done it, but y'know, I didn't have the time...

What's it they call him?

The Energizer bunny on speed?

Well tis made me laugh anyways...

Sudafed and beer.

Bad combination.

So while you won't get anything particularly lucid from me today, so should go read this...

Made me laugh anyways.

Party at the back.

I've noticed recently that my hair is *way* too party at the back at the moment...

I should do something about it...

mmmm, anyone good with scissors out there?

Stupid shockwave and it's crashing...

Can someone tell me if This game is really as much fun as it looks?

I'm just left stuck playing This one...

A piece from an article...

... Talking of contractors, wasn't the brief flirtation by the US Administration of closing down Guantanamo Bay intriguing? A story on June 9 had President Bush saying he was ready to examine alternatives to the Cuba base. Yet according to Dick Cheney, that was the silliest idea he'd ever heard. The whole thing suddenly went off the agenda and then last Thursday it was announced that Halliburton's subsidiary, with the disturbing name of Kellogg Brown & Root, had been awarded a contract to build an improved 220-bed prison for terrorists at Guantanamo Bay. How well oiled is that? ...

A funny thing has happened in the office today...

*everyone* without fail, that I have talked to today has mentioned that they are tired and can't be stuffed being at work today.

Maybe it's the weather? they speculate. Some bug that's going around?

Or maybe it's the email that got sent around yesterday

NOBODY PANIC!!! We've all but run out of coffee but I have ordered some more, there are still teabags in the kitchen though.

Should arrive tomorrow.

Where tomorrow, sadly, did not mean, tomorrow morning...

Ah well, it's times like this that I keep my "private reserve" for...

And making the news today...

Dinosaurs are still cool and as sacralicious as ever...

The Landover Baptists as still funny... and sacralicious.

Bush is still playing into hands...

And Jokes about aphrodisiac are easy...

Perhaps a different tact is in order...

Tript is a whore.

Go tell him I said so...

Or you could just read this: The Salem witchcraft papers, Volumes 1 through 3: verbatim transcipts of the legal documents of the Salem witchcraft outbreak of 1692 / edited and with an introduction and index by Paul Boyer and Stephen Nissenbaum. .

Or even better. Do both... ;)

Haven't done this in a while...

So, this is what I've been playing...

a ding-ding-ding-ding-ding bam-ba-dam-daaa.. weeeeee. Now, we all know how much everyone *loves* the crazy frog, so it was only going a matter of time before someone ripped off the classic, Pingu, and created a cheap crappy version... it is nice to launch him 87 units of measure though...

Ok, so This one is cheap, nasty, has absolutely *no* point, but hey, how can you go wrong when you combine Mario with a Shotgun...

What? you prefer clicking your mouse real fast to kill thing? Well why didn't you say so. Go try Combat Heaven and click to your hearts content.

And some game about ants that looks good, but constantly crashes here at work... I'm making note of it here to see if it'll work at home... :D

Then there is this game. See this game, this is the game. Jo, you'll like this game, everyone, you'll like this game... ;)

Or perhaps puzzle type games aren't your thing, perhaps you like robots, that race, like Sonic... kinda...

or maybe stupid puzzles that aren't acrade puzzles and drive you crazy...

*exhales*. Now what have *you* been playing?

A reflection of xade.blogspot.com

we, isn't that interesting... the unfiction forums have moved into the lead as my top referer.

sorry tripty tript you ain't so pretty no more...

Lady J is holding up third place while the now defunct Q and The bandwagon are equal in fourth.

Everyone else, pull the lead out, even tript's cam archives are beating you... :D

Oh, and why have I been getting so many hits for "crack whores" recently? Who didn't tell me what at the last shareholders meeting?

ok... so I'm *never* going to...

finish this game.

stupid internet. If anyone *does* finish it, can you tell me how many levels to go after the one with the giant red vertical line that blurs when it moves sideways?

Thanks.

So it's my new favorite game.

Specially since that Game of God seems to have... um, missed a payment on their web hosting... :(

Anyway, can I present the game I have been Beta-testing and all round doin' great in.

Chuckootikooti.

Ok, so it's actually called Cthulhu:Nation, but I've got an "in" joke with *that* reader and it's funny so laugh damn you all. laugh.

Ok, now that you're done laughing, this game is a bit like Gothador but it's all fresh and new with a more dynamic and pretty interface and no "big bads" running around on levels you could only dream of... (Cept for the "admin" guy, he'll knock you for six if you sneeze at him...)

So yeah, I've promised one of the creators, Vampirist, that I would get at least a hundred thousand people to go sign up, but you know, he'll prolly let me of the hook with the tens of people who read this blog :D.

So go, sign up. Have a little play.

And if you need a little help getting started, check the forums and Guide to Cthulhu.

New features and adventures are being added every week so sign up now and join the fun. :D

Ah, the internet...

It's a funny funny place...

Filled with Angry angry people...

Does anyone else...

find it funny that the Dolmio's grin guy got replaced by a puppet?

Well I do...

Fucking Raymond.

Seriously. I'm so damned glad to see that "The show that everyone loves" is coming to an end.

I mean, I can't believe the level of hatred I've had for that show and I've kept it up for 9 years. I don't think I've ever hated something for that long before.

Man oh man, I hope he dies so they can't bring out Raymond the movie.

Cutting your thumb...

While chopping up pumpkins...

And then whinging about it for days is the manly thing to do...

right?

Maybe I just need a bigger knife.

While I'm ttalking about 80's movies...

Anyone remember Brewsters millions?

That movie where Richard Prior has to spend $30 million in 30 days without getting any material possessions?

Well I'm pretty sure that if wasn't rated PG, he would have checked himself into the highest price brothel he could find for 30 days and told all of them to give him "the works".

Damn, flash games...

are gettin' better all the time...

better and worse...

(actually, it ain't *that* bad... :D)

Screw this place.

Seriously. It's just turning into a living parody of process and procedure.

You know those jokes about needing to fill in a form, getting it approved by your manager, his manager and the steering commity, just to scratch your own arse?

Well, it's not far from it.

So, how's you all doing?

Any cases of crazy?

What about this kind of crazy? alternatively know as, when Ebay attacks, or more affectionately known as When Ebay goes wild.

Speaking of when Ebay goes wild... wait no, let me try that segway again, speaking of affectionately known as, we have a great mystery here at work.

You see, just recently, there has been a spate of some filthy gromit deciding that the bathroom wall is an excellent tissue. eeew, anyway, at the moment no one knows his identity and he is known as "booger", or affectionately, The Great Boogerino Bandito.

(Ok, so I'm the only one who calls him that, but I call him that affectionately...)

Speaking of Booger, does anyone remember the movie Revenge of the nerds? It had whatshisname in it... mumbley jo from ER... that doctor that everyone loved, well, that everyone loved *after* george left. Anthony Edwards, that's the one... anyway, where was I... oh yeah... nerds... and then I was going to segway to this game about magnets, don't ask me why, I guess nerds, magnets go together... don't they?

They don't go as well together as This game and driving you absolutley crazy, but hey, sometimes a segway just works other times it doesn't.

Speaking of segways not working... ah, forget it, just go and watch this and be amused at how easy it is for your brain to get exploited by the cheap equipment it uses to filter light...

Lousy cheap eyes...

hmmm... maybe it's a whole gang of banditos (and not the Frito variety) - ok, I don't really get this joke, I was just looking for the term for a gang of banditos and this made me laugh... not that I really get it though...

Anyways, enough ranting... I got work to do... or something like that.

If I could be bothered to dig up the post...

where I was bitching about our works "low fat" milk scheme, I would but I can't be stuffed, so I'm just going to add to it here.

They have replaced the "low fat" milk with "No fat" milk...

Bastards.

I like having fat in milk. It makes it delicious. mmmm fat...

It's all her fault...

That I'm repeatedly listening to Living it up

and finding facts such as

It is believed by most that Vin Diesel does not feel the need to eat, but does so out of habit. His favourite dishes include the despair of the innocent, the last breath of the dying, and spaghetti bolognaise.

Vin diesel was Bio-Engineered by NASA, PETA, and the Czech Republic to fight King Kong in 2007.

Yeah... you know who you are... her... *big hugs*

The stone of...

Whatchamacallit.

This is one of those point and click and sus things out games.

But it's kinda creepy and fun. Sadly, it is part 1 and the second part doesn't look to be getting made any time soon...

Wierdest game ever...

Crazy pink paedophile.

Collect the kiddiest while avoiding the creepy brown paedophile. Click your paedophile for extra paedophile fun...

High score: 2690.

(Oh, and I don't think they really *are* paedophiles, just creepy...)

So, I'll stop posting about baseball after this one...

Hmmph.

This is kinda cool...

For y'know, a little trick

But what does it for me is the guy yelling when she gets he medal... :D

To blatantly steal from Solly...

Bucklebury wins 1st Shire Championship since 2004
MIRKWOOD - The Bucklebury Fairies became the Shire Conference champions for the first time since 2004 by defeating the reigning league champion Mirkwood Marauders in 5 games in the Two Towers Series. In Game 1, ace Fabur Beardcutter held Mirkwood bats in check and the bullpen stopped a late-inning rally to secure a 5-4 victory. Game 2 saw Bucklebury homers give the Faires an easy 7-2 win. In Game 3, the Fairies did more hitting and former Marauder, Denaumir Deneadur, held his old team to 1 run, as Bucklebury took a commanding 3-0 series lead. Mirkwood fought back in Game 4, winning a classic pitchers' duel with a bottom of the 9th RBI by Mohair Catsquisher. Finally, in Game 5, Torg Shinsnapper dominated Mirkwood, allowing no runs over 8.1 innings, and Scarlett Mawaan blasted 2 HR to win the title for Bucklebury.

...Excellent /pent fingers

Now, to the Return of the King series and Numenor.

These are the guys that beat us last time we were in the final. This time, it's personal... or somethin'...

I had a dream last night.

Where I was in a bar with 2 other people. We were drinking shots called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times.

I really liked the Moonlight ones.