Sorry fellas. But let me fill you in on what's going on.

Bucklebury, The Conquering Heros.

vs

Bree, The Arch Nemisis.

Top of the 12th after we scored the tying run in the 8th. 2 runs a piece.

Batting: Bree, top of 12th.
Pitching: Imrohil Haleogast
New pitcher: Kar Silverskull.
1B Gandaugrin Gamaiborn:
Popped out to the catcher.
2B Arwildoc Belebrindil:
Base on balls.
New pitcher: Sourk Legripper.
DH Duuk Braingobber:
Belebrindil steals second.
Intentional walk.
RF Noilin Ringcrusher:
SINGLES to the gap in right-center.
A. Belebrindil to third.
D. Braingobber to second.
Belebrindil tries to score...
He scores without a throw.
3B Pruugor Hearteater:
Flies out to right-center.
CF Rosil Shieldmover:
Flies out down the left field line.
Inning over... one run, one hit, no errors.
Score: Bree 3, Bucklebury 2

....

eeeep

....

Batting: Bucklebury, bottom of 12th.
Pitching: Smaugorn Shegorn
C Srukor Mandicer:
Grounds out to the shortstop.
DH Sarkor Galuwyn:
Reaches on a fielding error by the shortstop.
3B Minto Foxburr:
SINGLES down the left field line.
S. Galuwyn to second.
2B Isseen Elarar:
Hit by pitch.
S. Galuwyn to third.
M. Foxburr to second.
PH Galelob Freahir:
GRAND SLAM HOMERUN to deep center field. (432 feet)
Game over. Score: Bucklebury 6, Bree 3
Thanks for coming to the ballpark!

Woo.

Now, back to our regular scheduel.

I mean sure, he called me a homo in the comments of my last post...

but hey, occationally he delivers decent links... I spose...

The BEST George W. Bush Speech EVER!!!!

Though being on the domain Mucho Sucko, and knowing the calibur of his usual post, I was reluctant to click... It was definitely worth it though... Funny stuff.

It's real simple when you're a kid...

According to Bu, a Panda is simply a dirty Koala...

Makes sense I spose...

So, what did I get from The Cam.

I went to the location specified, found the hidden safe, opened it up and was shocked to find packages in there for a good 40 operatives.

In the package, in true Neurocam style, I found a CD. On the CD there were 6 images.

A couple of them can be found over here at Tripts

One that he was very nice to not post is this one from from my last meeting with the cam. I'm suprised that I didn't notice myself being watched like so. I will definitly be more watchful next time I get the chance to meet this guy. If I get to meet him.

Until then, you can enjoy my blurred face and the sus guy in the rubber mask.

Hey jo, you know how Christmas is coming up shortly...

*cough*hint*cough*

So, Robbie "bed" four spice girls hey?

Maybe we need to run a pool on who he didn't bed?

I'm gunna put my money on Posh...

To all you without Firefox...

Go get firefox, Even Microsoft uses it

Just when you thought the Cam had shut down...

I get this email...

Dear Operative Xade

Neurocam International has an item we would like you to receive.

ASSIGNMENT: COVERT DELIVERY NCI-3001/02

(A) MISSION

The successful covert and secure collection of significant Neurocam
property by Operative Xade.

(B) EXECUTION

The secure transfer will be executed as follows. Deviation from
operational protocol as outlined will result in instant termination of
your involvement with Neurocam.

1. Travel to the secure transfer location (refer to map provided)

2. Make you way to the northern end of ********. (I can't wait to tell you where this is)

3. At the base of the sculpture there will be a camouflaged mat.

4. Underneath the mat you will find a locked safe, the face of which is
flush with the ground.

5. Enter code ******** and open the safe.

6. Take ONLY the package with your Operative ID written on it.

7. Re-secure the safe.

8. Replace camouflage in such a way as to ensure that Neurocam's property
can not be easily located by non Neurocam personnel.

9. Vacate the area.

10. Once in a secure location, open the package.

So I guess something must be going on... I'll find out when I pick up my package what it is though...

If a tree falls in the woods and no-one is around to hear it...

Does it make a sounds?

This can also be viewed as, The princibles of "How something can come out of nothing".

This is really cute.

Good for the kid, but did they have to use a rottweiler? Or is that to keep the kiddies from mis-pronounsing.

"Franky ate a few of the pik... pik... pikakios and though..."

"grrrr"

"um... pichios?"

"grrrr"

"um... pickum..."

*chomp*

For all you crazy UFO nuts...

And I know that you all read this blog...

Grab some tinfoil and go read this.

But you already knew all that, didn't you.

As soon as Ricky lee got voted out...

Anthony knew that he had won it.

He could taste it.

mwahahaha.

haha.

ha.

hi hi hi, heh heh, hi.

ha.

And on a slightly seperate note...

Go Coco.

If you don't understand this post don't worry...

I find it amusing that to get the second level of Stamima, the instructions are as follows...

You must go to the corner of Vervain and 37th and say 'Jo-Jo'. Be sure to say it exactly as I did. It will cost you 1000 blood. You have ten days.

And while we're on the subject of Google Refering...

This site is the number 1 site when searching for...

Nerd Hats.

Excellent...

What's with the world new obsession with the Black Amex card?

Seriously, over the past week, I've been getting way to many hits on a post of mine about the Black Amex.

Why are you all so suddenly interested in what *I* have to say about the subject.

Ah well, I spose it's not as bad as What Katie gets searched on...

Sleuth: The on-line detective game.

Every so often you come across a game on the net that kicks utter arse.

A game that is an absolute pleasure to blog about.

A detective game where you increase you characters skills and stats by solving crimes to make it possible to solve more difficult crimes.

This is that game.

*droool* I'm so playing this more when I get home... stupid work, who does it think it is...

Konfabulicious

We all know that I occationally like to indulge my geek.

Well right now I would like to express my impressions of konfabulator.

It really does make your PC konfabulous. Go have a play.

(Thanks Jo...)

I'll be honest, I like free shit...

Do you like free shit?

If so, maybe you could take a gamble on Free shit for bloggers

If you've seen anything contradicting this, please let me know...

But in the meantime, I find it pretty revealling...



Thanks oh smelly one... ;)

Since I haven't been posting anything recently...

I'll point you over to This quality rant...

Al-Jazeera is not propaganda. Rumsfeld likes to say it is because it is easy to imagine that they are. It is easy for Americans to believe they are because Americans don't watch it. But we must remember that they are reporting from the Arab perspective- they show the cost of this war more explicitly than we do not to propagandize but because this war is on THEIR turf. Their people are dying. Their museums are being destroyed. They have a different perspective, but not a useless perspective. In fact, every day we ignore what Al-Jazeera has to say, we are missing an opportunity to understand just why we are struggling to win their hearts and minds.

So, which sex is better at parking...

In a 'puter game?

I got 358 on my second go... couldn't be stuffed trying again...

You wanna know frustration?

Play This game

Oh, and don't cheat and turn your mouse upside down...

Well not until you get to at least level 10...

(Edit: Now with 'look, it actually works' goodness.)

This one's for you Quilly

Sandwich porn

Jen LaRue

You made the following comment to a post I made back in August.

Searching for a Robert Henley, father of my son. Haven't seen him for about 6 years. Same one? 41. Drummer. Druggy. A very smart guy. Blue eyes. Charmer.

Now, I doubt very much that this is the Robert you are after and I sincerly wish you luck in finding him.

If anyone *can* help the girl out, I can let you know how to contact her.

- xade.

While there are no games, there is lots to read...

Which is almost as much fun...

ok, who am I kidding... I've been neglecting my posting duties again. Stupid work. Who does it think it is...

So without further ado, let's play Link fast, Link often

1. I'm glad this guy is going to jail for a long time. It sets a damn fine precidence.
2. The moral of this story: Don't get in the way of a horny bear
3. It's because they were friends with the giant killer space bees. - ok, so you might need to be familiar with Weebl or bob to get *that* witty jibe...
4. Eclipse. - What a stud.
5. I'm sure there is irony or something here
6. The latest on the flying car
7. The moral of *this* story: Don't unclog a running woodchipper with your foot. - Sheesh.
8. Ok, I'm a stickler for bad translations - it will place it in him and to teach him how you the sand digs.
9. Well, I'm hoping for swift, long justice. - Possibly followed by an in-house visit by Butch.
10. Trang, as with anything that goes on in Japan... please, explain.
11. Who likes hello kitty? Wanna beta test the MMORPG?

And finally

12. Of course it's the states who ignore international treaties.

So there you go peoples have fun. I've added the numbers for ease of commenting, but me... I gotta get back to work.

I had a dream last night.

And it was about Neurocam.

Now for some reason, I have a newly instilled enthusiasm towards it.

I wanna play and to that end I'm going to share with you all and email I received from Charles Hastings shortly after I recieved my promotion.

Xade

Neurocam International appreciates the expedient manner in which you
replied to our query.

The organization has little doubt that you will excel in you new role and
will continue to demonstrate traits deemed desirable by the management
team.

In regards to your query, the second package, delivered by Operative
Hamish Jones, contained sensitive documents which detail various aspects
of Neurocam’s proprietary products and procedures.

I am aware, of course, that your query was actually in regard to the 1st
package, delivered to you by persons unknown. That package contained a
DVD constructed from surveillance footage compiled from sources previously
obfuscated from Neurocam International.

To be precise, the DVD contained footage of Phase 1 of your most recent
assignment which does not match the angle, definition or design of the
footage recorded by Neurocam International’s Operations Division during
Phase 1. The organization is, thus, forced to assume that other parties
where present during Phase 1.

Maxwell Knight, Head of Neurocam International’s Human Resources Security
Division, is still attempting to determine the motive, and message, of
these parties. Once he is successful, Neurocam International will be more
ably positioned to further enlighten you in regards to this issue.

Warm Regards,

Charles Hastings
Head, Operations Division
Asia-Pacific Quadrant
Neurocam International

Other parties were present hey? Perhaps they were Sitting in a white van?

Perhaps you've seen them twice now guy... ;)

I do have to wonder about this renewed enthusiasm I've come across though, perhaps I should have checked the windows, maybe I've been 'neurocammed' ;)

We all know that Bush won...

First things first. Why are people so against a full count? Seriously, you have a card. It has x number of boxes with no dent. One with a dent. The intent of that person was to vote for the politician with the dent...

But that's not why I'm linking to this

What I'm here to say is that the democrates need to learn from this. You have lost two elections now to people not punching there cards properly. Do something about it. Get the punchcard voting system out. Send fliers to people reminding them just what to look for to make sure their vote will count. Heck, go to peoples houses, knock on their doors and give them a damned example!

Seriously.

If you're lucky enough to have free and equal elections in 4 years time, please, put a little thought into this.

If I owned a house like mine...

I would get These installed...

Wait a minute...

I DO own a house like mine...

Jo... Can we get then installed into the dinning room?

hey... Arafat's awake...

How many days ago did this guy go under? what 3?

I actually said to Jo, a few days ago.

"What would the world say if he woke up in three days"

to which she replied...

"Oh no, not the jews, they did it again."

Well I thought it was funny.

hhmmm... maybe it's just late...

But does anybody think that the new Gwen Stefani song, What you waiting for, sounds like a noughties Kate Bush?

Cause I do... but then again, I have been drinking all day..

Right now I'm wtching a show called Jeremiah

It stars Jason Presley and Luke Perry, both from BH: 90210 fame, Fist to Cuff. Manno a Manno with Jason Prestly shooting his prisoners, also known as Luke Perry's friends and a post apocolypic war zone.

I guess he shouldn't have messed with Branda...

I have a question to anyone who reads this...

And voted for Bush.

What exactly were you voting for? please, seriously, I would like to know.

Was it for social reason?

Economical?

Please, don't cop out with the terrorist card either, that's a fuckin' crock of shit.

The Fourth Rule of thumb is:

Never look directly at Thumb!!

Good ol' crazy people on the intermanet.

Can somebody please explain...

This site to me?

Look...

You can Buy Napalm on the internet...

Don't get burned...

Ah, nostalgia...

Remember when the internet was about porn and computer game cheats?

Relive the experience...

No one sees Hank. No one talks to Hank.

This seems strangely appropriate...

Pucker up peoples...

Yesterday I was full of hope.

Today I see that I was wrong...

Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has vowed to wage a war of "attrition" against the United States until it is "bankrupt,"

Actually, that was yesterday as well...

Today, I see I was wrong...

UPDATE: Why didn't anybody tell me that second link didn't copy properly??? Don't I pay you all enough?

So Bush won.

Isn't that great.

The highest turn out, percent wise, since the JFK/Nixon election.

And no increase in the percentage of youth voters.

Can I just say this. And this is just to those people, you know who you are.

You are 17-29. You didn't vote or you voted for Bush. This message is just for you.

When you are drafted into active duty. It is your fault. You had a choice. You made your choice. I just pray that nobody I care about gets called up.

Enjoy the war on terror.

With no instructions...

And no idea what to do...

I present Crazy jumping people

oh, and player 2 works like this...

Z = up
S = Down
Q = Left
D = Right...

I don't know why... experiment in human behaviour perhaps?

And comment of the week goes to...

Mileah and her link to This place.

I can't remember anywhere on the web that seemed so in tune with bringing out my inner jerk. From screwing up other people words, to trying to put all the letters in a corner in some kind of crazy monopoly... Fun for the whole family.

Just to double check...

Everyone who reads this in the states is gunna vote today... right?

You got your thinking caps on?

Today, I do, which is a good thing cause this Double maze thing is tricky.