Wow... The crazy bastard..

Went gone and done it!

He's released his C.D onto the public.

And it can be yours - $15.00 - (Plus a couple of bucks my way as a finders fee... ;), Don't hate the playa ;)

In case, you have no idea who Lester Norton is, here's his official brand spankin' site.

And here is where he LAUGHED AT OUR BANANA SHORTAGE!

The nerve! Sheesh... ;)

Now, as the Australian representative, pr guy, marketing director, roadie, door bitch, dealer and tour manager, I feel it is my responsiblity to ensure that this thing takes off in this country, so I'm making it a challenge.

If you read this blog. Post about this C.D. ;)

I will be checking. There will be a test. No, the test will not include monkies. Yes you can bring in a calculator, not is cannot be a graphics calculator, there will be no talking to your neighbour, and simulated sexual acts and strickly forbidden, especially during the oral section of said exam, pants however, are optional.

That is all.

A quick question for you... sort of...

A glimpse of infinity.
A relationship that can never be precisely mapped.
Straight lines become circles only at infinity.

What am I?

hmmm, I was going to talk about what brought me to that question, but then that would give away the answer, wouldn't it... :P

So instead, lets talk about bananas.

And more precisely... We, have no bananas... no bananas... today... *sniff*

no, really! no bananas!

80% of the Australian crop gone.

Just like that, we have no banana, no bananas today.

With it being illegal to import bananas.

I've heard that it could take up to 4 years for the banana industry to get back up and running, how wierd would it be though for Bu?

Growing up in a world where the banana is a "luxury" fruit and not an everyday in your lunchbox fruit!

Strange days people. Very strange.

um... Jo...

Can...um...

can... we... um...

can we get this?

You'll love it, I swear, in fact, you don't even need to click on the link... just say yes. :D

That's right...

I'm a naughty, naughty developer...



ok... that's all you're getting for now... ;)