Not! Calvin!

*Sniff*

On the plus side, Go visit google, type in March 20th...

And don't you forget it! ;)

Hitler and a nun go into a bar...

Jesus says 'What do you call a dog with no legs?' and the nun says 'A baby with a javelin through its neck'

Ok, so it's terrible, but the more you read, The more you laugh

And once again...

The internet is Wrong...

Just. Plain. Wrong.

Hot damn...

Why didn't I come up with this idea...

Jooooooooo!

I want!

Surely we can work this into the extention to the bungalow!

Surely!

And a shout out

To the most wonderful Brandelion.

Arteeste extrodinare.

And most wonderful designer of the site of yours truely.

She has a portfolio up and running now, so go peruse and if you like what you see, I hear she works for food... ;)

Hmmm, I think there is something wrong with the banker...

What's left:
$300
$200,000
$400,000
$1,000,000

The Offer

$300,000

I take a risk, get the $300 Woo!

$200,000
$400,000
$1,000,000

The Offer

$178,000

Yeah, cause the minimum I can get from here is $200,000... pfffft

Next out, $200,000 iiieeeE!!!

offer: 350,000 (minimum if I play on, $400,000)

Checks my case

[builds suspense]

$1,000,000

w00t.

Not like that $200,000 they give you in Australia... :D

Seriously though, the bank is drunk and I'm the luckiest guy in the world...

Go give it a bash

ok... let's try this again...

- Damn, this appeals to the nerd in me from 5 years ago... They have come so far in making water... :D Seriously! Watch the first video, the one with the shark. Yeah, awesome.

- Uber Breakout 2 - With a name like that, how can you *not* give it a bash? ;)

- And then there is Ball Trap If this doesn't drive you crazy...

Have fun kids... :D

Retro Gaming.

18x18 style

oh yeah, take a trip down memory lane... in style...

So... maybe I was a little hasty...

The internet can still be funny...

(watch out for the load time... ;) )

I believe a w00t is in order...

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Man, it must be good to be the king...

An exert from an email I recieved...

I cannot thank you enough for you introducing me to this blog.

"Blogging is weird. I was just in the shower, practicing my signature on the frosted up glass, when all of a sudden I remembered how fucking much I love gravy." Exaggerating Rumours 07/08/05

That's one of the funniest things I have read in my life, and the entire blog is pretty much up to this standard.

Li is the fucking king who makes me laugh my ass off at least once a day and I owe it all to you my friend!

Thank you!!!

*poke*

Keep up the good work guy... :D