Excuse me a second...

OMG!!!1! What in the whozorz!!!

I like OMG so excited

iieieieieeEIeI!!!!

AAHAHHHH

IIEIEEEIEE

*ahem*

AVRIL LAVIGNE LIVE!!!!

Wait... did I say Avril?

I meant... TORI!!!

OMG!!!!

TORI!!!!!

!!!!!

!!

*ahem*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

And now back to our regular schedule...

wait a minute...

It looks like that rabbit is trying to jump over the other rabbit...

He just can't seem to make it...

Perhaps you should go help...

Micro Life.

This game looks like it could be fun...

I just need to get enough time to play it.

I got up to level 5 and my defenders kept eating my little guys... still too easy though...

Anyone wanna review it for me?

Sanjeev. Stereotyping gone mad!

Can you convince him to give you the 5 pringles cans?

Watch out though... it's not much fun on a dial-up...

So... Can you escape...

The Noob Room?.

*blink* *blink*

Bad news.

It seems the problem with the world came up again. The server in my living room gets jostled too often. I think I'll have to take the game down until I find a more secure location for it.

Fortunately, in other news, doityWotenBastid has offered cheap webhosting for me, and is also eager to help maintain the code. So GoG may be back up before you know it. (Everyone's characters have been saved.)

... sniff... I'll miss you man, and god, what will I do with my time.

Godspeed doity. Godspeed.

So... are you the ball yet?

Perhaps you could be the Other Ball.

1540.

Are you the ball?

Be The Ball.

Protect your Knugg!

From the Knugg Raiders

What the hell is knugg anyway??

Can anyone help me with...

Round 6 of the Language game.

Trang, I'm looking at you...

Somebody call Newman!

Or that goldblum fellow...

Cause They don't need mosquitos preserved in ambah.

Goldblum... that isn't right is it... he's Jeff right? I dunno, and who can be bothered looking it up...

An NES emulator...

and 700 roms is too much for 1 man...

Oh yeah. Mario 3 is da bomb.

And that olympus game, I can't wait to start playing that.

And River City Ransom!! I love that game.

And soooo many types of NES baseball, each one harder and more cumbersome to control that the last :D

Castlevania. Wizards and warriors. Zelda. They're all there. And my favorite Chewbacka!.

ok... maybe not chewbacka... but hey, these 700 NES roms should tired me over...

At least until my next zip file is downloaded, I beleive it is billed as 700 and somethings SNES ROMS. Every US SNES Game ever released...

I quiver with anticipation... c'mon 32k cable connection... you can do it son... Reach for the stars. Be more than you are.

Well, I did a whole bunch of paddlin' this weekend...

And boy is my arse sore...

ok, enough with the jokes.

But seriously, whoever designed dingies without big ol' comfortable seats deserves to be shot.

Or at least have something done to their voice boxes...

Another day...

Another nerd builds himself a Solar Powered Death Ray.

Wow... imagine being everywere on the internet

Kinda like Alicia the unsolicited love story woman.

What a way to get famous. Delivered to everyones in-box.

Man, my buns are so HOT!

Not to mention cross.

And delicious.

With the Easter bunnies birthday fast approaching...

The Beatitudes

1. And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain, and when He was seated His disciples came to Him.
2. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
3. Blessed are the poor in spirit,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4. Blessed are those who mourn,
For they shall be comforted.
5. Blessed are the meek,
For they shall inherit the earth.
6. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
For they shall be filled.
7. Blessed are the merciful,
For they shall obtain mercy.
8. Blessed are the pure in heart,
For they shall see God.
9. Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called sons of God.
10. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11. Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake.
12. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Hey, remember Smash TV?

How about Super Smash TV?

Did you like them>

If so, try This. It's kinda like them, only really really hard and with Zombies.

Am I the only person who thinks that zombies make *any* game better? Seriously, imaging the Sims with Zombies!. Sim City with a zombie attack disaster... man, I'm having a hard time trying to think of my favorite games that *don't* already have zombies in them...

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Well... you know your on the ball...

When you get on the elevator at and wonder why your repeated pressing of the 'G' button doesn't actually do anything...

Ah well, hopefully my breakfast coffee and breakfast king sized caramello koala can help get me out of this funk.

And really, if they can't, what could?

You know those games in the arcade?

Those ones where you dance?

See, I have the feeling that *I* wouldn't be very good at them...

My fingers are though...

Those numbers on Robinhely.com...

Anyone keeping a chronological record of these things?

Reckon you could pass 'em on to me?

Thanks.

This site makes me sudder...

Infernal Devices.

For all your one stop torture needs...

and all I have to say about *most* of these is OOOOHHHHAAHHAHAAIIAAA+!!!~

Except for that Drunkard Cloak... I have to say, out of all the ones I've checked out, it is definitely a winner... yep yep yep...

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

You are entering the realm which is unusual.
Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster.

The second one. Prepare to enter...

The Scary Door.

ok... so it ain't the scary door... just a regular ol' The doors.

I wonder...

Who missed this... And if you didn't, please, try to avoid re-creating. Just keep it under your hat.

You gotta be a little worried...

Cause they are potentially making itty bitty black holes...

Ok, I got a whole swag of fun for you all...

That's right. A swag.

Firstly, Crazy Card Fighting. Lots of fun this one. Or that might just be a sign of my leanings... I'll say no more...

I'm enjoying This one... I haven't had much time to play, but I'm really loving the controls.

And then there is This game. It's like a nerds version of The incredible machine... Not that The incredible machine wasn't a nerds game... ;)

Have fun.

From a comment over at Lady J's...

Remember the training mission at the Bolte Bridge?

heh heh heh...

Like a couple of crack whores on crack.

While I've never played Eve before, I've been reading This for a few days now and while I'm only half way through, the man tells a good yarn.

An interactive buddy...

It sounds good...

In therory.

In therory, communism works. In theory...

Just don't buy the infacts. They're creepy...

So, are you a lefty or a righty?

I've gotten 39

But I've never gotten a math question wrong...

Stupid other side letting down the team...

Oh how I love thee...

Let me count the ways...

Hi xade,

The player 'Gethel' just became a Gothador Supporter and since you attracted
them to the game you have earned a free Ultimate Speed Potion!

Enjoy :)

Thanks again,
hoofmaster

!!!!

Way to go Chicky! That's some quality subscribing.

Now, everyone else, Go play Gothador

Wow... isn't that just bloody great.

I was planing to make my 1000th something.

An epic about my growth as a blogger.

About my loves and losses.

My laughs and my tears.

But instead, my 1000th post is about a bloody shark game.

I guess it does sum up the last 1000 posts pretty well though...

Damn you and your business!

Sorry for the lack of da postings of late.

Who woulda thought da man could be so demanding...

anyways, to tired you all over... enjoy Mad Shark.

Ok, so I just like the name...

Traverse.

So, anyone get the sound working on this thing?

Anyone else notice a couple of very familiar images?

I have the feeling...

That at least one of my readers will enjoy This link...

At first, I thought

This game was like every other game like it...

It does have some interesting variations on the standard theme though...

It's Monday, so I'm gunna post a couple of games...k.

We'll start the ball rolling with this fun little ditty.

I like the way that she dances between rounds... really, gettin' her groove on...

Oh, and if you ever think to yourself, "oh, a nice friendly robot doggie... here doggie doggie dogg *ROAHWAHA*.", then please, don't be thinkin' that.

So, anyone know...

What happened to Q?

hmmm, so, two tickets...

To the corperate boxes at the pit exits would prolly be a good thing right...

Cause everyone loves...

Helicopter games...

Ok... let's play: Who's the odd one out.

ok... Rules are simple. Which of the following countries is the odd one out?

Iran, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, USA, Yemen, Nigeria, China and Congo.

Man, it's a good bunch...

ok, First clue.

In 1990, these 8 countries all executed people for crimes the committed while juveniles.

need more?

Only one of these countries still do.

If find it strange that the "moral" leaning judges seem to believe that executing children is the way to go.

And if this is an example of "good morals", man... I can understand everything that is wrong with the "kids of today"...

So, when are we gunna see...

This plug-in for IE?

Though I spose there would be something like this from a windows theme or somethin' right?

eh, either way, if you wanna go bling your firefox, knock yourself out... :D

I could play...

This game for hours...

But hey, work beckons... or something...

So much twirling... twisting and twirling... I did get 770 though

Kill all humans...

Well, at least the guy has Do his homework...

I don't take tests often...

And I blog them even less, but hey, I survived!

Why the hell didn't I think of this??

Save Toby

From the first line, you know it's a quality site.

Toby is going to DIE.

Only you can help.

man... what an idea. 50k!

He's already up to 16k...

16k!!? For a website that says, "I'm gunna kill the bunny".

That's great! What a killer idea

Do you think it would go down poorly if I were to make a website called SaveBu.com?

Since that game the other day cause so much discussion...

How 'bout y'all go try Free the balloon...

Games... Glorious Games...

It's as if Landmine Pingu went all crazy and Japanesse... I got 789.27, but if someone wants to tell me what happens when you get a 'special', that would be great...

Point to note, when shooting stickfigures... two barrels are better than one...

And This car-racing game sure is a testimony to how nice shockwave games are getting... shame, as with all other Shockwave games, no-body seems to give a rats about having controls that are *fun* to use...

And This one is a winner... jump jump pop pop jump jump and so on, and so forth...

Have fun peoples...

ok, so it's a cheap laugh...

but...

Who like Monet?

I'm a real stickler for people giving me free stuff...

specially at the train station.

And I'm a bit of a whore, so as such I would like to say the following...

Thank you Edgell. Your light lunch potato salad with it's creamy creamy style was delicious.

Great for a light lunch, or a light breakfast if that so takes your fancy...

(And if there is anyone else out there who would like me to whore there free wares, just let me know... ;))