Rudy. The next VP.

Didn't he already deny This?

eh, what does America want with hookers and strip joints anyway?

They should be kept underground, where people can't see them, where the profits go to the black market instead of the government (in taxes).

Wait, what am I saying. People don't use prostitutes. They don't go to strip joints. And if they do, then they're criminals.

We regulate what you can do with your body. We regulate where you can do it. We are the champions of small government.

Oh man, please, don't let ol' Rudy in. If Johnny gets hold of his ideas...