I love poor traslations...

I mean, sure, the content is pretty gruesome... though, perhaps that is what makes it so funny...

Here

- Pavel was a very well-built, tall, attractive man, and Olga had her eye on him. Pavel ignored every token of her attention, showed towards him. Olga was so longing to get the feedback that she sat on his knees and put her arm around his neck.
- After that they came back to the apartment to continue the booze.

And how did the news guy know how it all played out? Sound to me like he was involved. Or at least he's psychic and could ready her mind and knew how she was feeling...

oh yeah, and SHE SILENCED HIM WITH HOW OWN PENIS!!! ouch.