Don't you think people would...

Get sick of running stories like This?

Jesus appears in Such and Such.

And there is always the token, 'You know, now that the pattern recognision section of my brain has concluded that that smear in the window looks kinda like Jesus, I'm a die hard believer. No way am I ever gonna believe in the infinite wisdom of the great ka-kabuhini.'

Seriously though, I demand a whole heap more out of my miracles. Cure the sick. Teach people the value of sharing and compassion, but for godsake, don't just go around staining windows.