Why does morning television...

Put all the good cartoons on at 8:00?

Is their sole desire to make me late for work? Seriously, I think it must be.

I mean, I'm sure you're all aware of The Winx Club. Man, that cartoon was entertaining, but now, and I hang my head, but I am totally addicted to bloody Spongebob.

Spongebob!! That annoying little whinning square thing and all his annoying pals. Man, I hate them all so much, but they do make me laugh... oh the laughter.

What is it about obnoxious jerks that amuse me so?