I saw the funniest thing on the way to work today.

One of those little ride on street sweepers. Road raging a Honda Civic.

*meeep meeeeeep* (Their horns are too wussy to go Beep)

Where's your f'n eyes ya f'n f stick?

Of course the sweeper wasn't as sensitive to the listening public as me and elaborated on what the f stands for. He might even have thrown in a couple of c's...

I just thought it was cute... him in his itty bitty little sweeper, swearing like a trooper.