Surely I'm not the first to have thought of this.

Bullies throughout the ages have been using 'wet willies' to piss people off. From Greg brady on sissy brady (I forget the little guys name), to Fred on Barney.

I have never heard of anyone using the 'Green willie'. Basically, instead of licking ones finger, it involves jamming it into a nostral. Have I just been sheltered? has anyone body done this, had this done, heard of somebody doing it? or can I claim a patent on it?

Just wondering...