I have a confession... a secret shame...

I watch Paradise Hotel.

I find it to be the trashiest most entertaining piece of tripe on television.

Now, I don't know if it has been and gone on American television and I don't want to google it just in case it tells me who the winner is, so nobody tell me who won, but I am curious to know, has it finished yet?

I'm also curious about this.

What's your secret show. You know, the one you love to watch but could never admit to? Come on, you can tell ol' uncle xade. I won't tell.