They're monkeys... and they're using TYPEWRITTERS

I have to share these with the world.

They're my monkeys and they've been working real hard.

They started out with only a couple of thousand of them. Trying hopelessly to type out the works of shakespeare by randomly bashing on keyboards.

With only bananas to eat, my monkeys have grown into a vast populous of roughly 3,512,750,000,000 members.

The closest they have come to typing out shakespeare works so far is 11 letters from "Cymbeline". I'm so proud. *gush*

And to all those out there who have told me that this is a waste of CPU. I say SCREW YOU.