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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

How 'bout we start the day off with something funny.

I remember seeing this a while ago, but was again recently brought to my attention

Cartoon Laws of Physics.

Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.
Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.
I wonder if I could work accordion-pleated into my day to day conversation. "Put that down! Don't make me accordion-pleat you!" That would work. sure it would.


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