What a tripper.

I really hope this guy gets a prize or something.

"Instead of satiating the gods, many of these "scientists" have tried to control El Niño with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-bueys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, figting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, this didn't work and everyone died."

Reminds me of my friends cousin. I won't mention his name, but hey. He was a tripper.