It's bureaucracy gone mad I tells ya.

So this kid gets a fake musket from his school for a civil war re-inactment.

Chucks the musket, along with the entire costume, into the boot of his car.

A few days later, gets arrested at his school for having a fake musket.

Mad, I tells ya.

It's like that kid that gave his girlfriend a shot on his asthma puffer cause she used the exact same medication as he, and left hers at home, and was having an asthma attack.

He got suspended for pushing drugs. Zero Tolerance peoples. It's bureaucracy gone mad I tells ya.