Cause everyone else is Neurowhoring..

From : ************
Sent : Saturday, September 25, 2004 3:43 AM
To : ************
Subject : Assignment

Dear Xade,

This letter is to inform you that the qualitative indicators of your
performance against tasked assignments place you within the upper
quartile of all Neurocam operatives. Your continued engagement with
Neurocam has been noted favourably at senior levels of the
organisation. We hope to continue to appreciate your efforts. Well
done.

A consequence of our high regard for your past performance, and
yesterday's institutional purge of lowest quartile personnel, is that
your next assignment to operational activity is to be brought forward.

Report your availability to Operations Division for the evenings of
******* through ********. You will only need to be
available for one of these nights.

Report your availability for the day of *******. You
must be available on this date to be assigned to this operation.

Your timely response to this email is essential. Neurocam's
operational tempo is increasing rapidly. Please respond by COB *****.

Regards,

Charles Hastings
Head, Operations Division
Neurocam

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So look at that, everyone seems to have an invite.

I guess that's gunna be exciting.