Be all that you can be.

Seem Smarter

You would like to seem smarter wouldn't you?

Of course you would.

Follow these 4 four easy steps...

Though I do have a problem with step three. That one could definitly backfire on you.

Ecco la stadia. Mio da las grande e' tu per pevour. Si?

Dove'? Si, da le' espialadoshious.

un outen von dis laden.

Unless you hit them with some quality crap like that, but then that violates step one...

Sure.