Poor lil' Johnny, sittin' in the ashtray.

I don't know why, but when I was little there was a song about John Howard that went along the lines of "Poor Little Johnny, sitting in the backbench" due to the fact that he failed misarably at winning elections... Cause at the time, we didn't know what a backbench was, we used to replace it with the word ashtray. Don't know why, just thought it was funny.

Not that that is very relevent to this

Johnny get the bone..

An ancient Aboringinal curse has been bestowed upon lil' Johnny on Tuesday. I bet he's shaking in his lil' boots right now.